feel free 2 be my friend :0)

22! cis female !

[deadly-neutrino-radiation]

- you want some decorations on your van?

- yeah, gimme a large picture of an eery cistern and nothing else

[soft-succulent]

[rhymingwithpurple]

why was the saw boom mic guy serving cunt

[forensiccountermeasures]

“Good luck. And DON’T fuck it up.”

[sawheritageposts]

[calocera]

[calocera]

[cryptotheism]

Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here

[cryptotheism]

Ripley's I'm tired of explaining this shit to you

[cryptotheism]

Ripley's you know what? Whatever.

[cryptotheism]

[evilthotiana]

not my whoville ass eating roast beast

[siiin]

@markiplier

[evilthotiana]

this isn’t about him

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

[protectspock]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excuse me

[protectspock]

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

[felix-the-pup]

white furries call those animal crackers

[memorycycle]

people can meet eachother in dreams by taking the same number of melatonin gummys its like radio frequencies. if anyone wants to hang out ill be on gummy 148

[zaida-stardust]

see u just can’t get this same silliness on any other platform. unabashed tomfoolery. camaraderie amongst the most fun little guys.

[kylarens-deactivated20181114]

if ur ever sad look at this picture of leonard nimoy holding garlic

[goodnighthorses]

Cloth mother & wire mother is the best lesbian couple Halloween costume idea in the world

[beardedmrbean]

Infinite Garfield generator

[laughableillusions]

Labyrinth AU where everything is the same but the fucking autism creature is just in random shots.

[vomitpinata]

Art made from scissors confiscated by the TSA.

[topherchris]

[lavendersage]

oh to be a small mouse in a pastoral children’s novel who lives in a hollowed out tree stump and does nothing but collect dewdrops and sweep their doorstep with a feather