As You Will Notice...No FUCKS Are Given......

25 yrs old/ San Antonio, TX, USA/Pansexual/Nerd/Hippie/ Everything in between/Post whatever I want but I will always post rainbows and elephants!!!!!

[forevergayteen-deactivated20250]

[darkslayer0092-deactivated20220]

This movie is going to be a huge milestone in history of animated movies.

[the-headless-vulcan]

These sweatpants are killing me

[kryptonians]

*Green Goblin shows up*

Miles:

[kabaks]

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

i am SCREAMING

[kabaks]

[idimmadontgiveashit]

When a rogue bluffs his way into being a cleric

[medievalswords]

[somuch4stardust]

Attempting to explain your organizational system to someone who doesn’t have adhd

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.” - Daniel Franzese (via quotemadness)

[ssssss1619239473718103947-deact]

if she’s moody spank her booty

[liberalsarecool]

Tormenting children is the design, not the flaw. Secretary Nielson will go down in history as true evil. She was warned of the risks to children and sadistically kept the same plan.

[girldrug-deactivated20210513]

diana.

[unsettlingstories]

Me: Wanna see some tiddies, please.

Tumblr: Sorry, not anymore. Too offensive.

Me: Oh.

Tumblr: We’ve still got swastikas, if that’ll help.

[post--grad]

to my student who emailed me today asking if she should title her essay “what does grendel eat for breakfast? danish” or “no arm, no foul,” thank you. you don’t know that i was in the middle of hashing out how i’m handling your classmate’s intentional plagiarism, but receiving that email reminded me that some of you take your teenage rebellions in the right direction, and i love u for that.

[zetabrarian]

All I know is my dash is 90% more nudity than ever before, now.

[grumpyfaceurn]

we got no jobs, no future, no planet or economy or society that haven’t been fucked up by the generations before us, but you know what we have tons of? 

Spite.

[zetabrarian]

This is beautiful and true.

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

 like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

[insomniac-arrest]

More reasons:

tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text posts, sound, or video)

shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else

like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have fallen for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s socially acceptable for people to tell childless couples to have children, but not okay for anybody to tell people who clearly cannot afford more kids to stop having kids

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the world is 4.5 billion years old, let’s scale that to 45 years, humans have been on it for 4 hours and have destroyed 50% of the world’s trees in 1 minute. That’s crazy.

[mediamattersforamerica]

On Thanksgiving Day, a police officer shot and killed EJ Bradford during a mall shooting in Alabama. The police initially claimed that Bradford was the gunman, but later admitted the officer had likely shot the wrong man.

In the days after the revelation, CNN aired 27 segments that discussed the police shooting of Bradford, while Fox aired 15 and MSNBC aired 7. Unsurprisingly, most of the Fox News coverage occurred before the police admitted Bradford was not the shooter.

Bradford’s murder is the latest tragedy in an epidemic of police violence against Black people in America. The NRA and its media outlet have long pushed the argument that the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Bradford’s death further proves that the “good guy with a gun” narrative is a myth.