purple tacos

Random stuff

[thewildesttflower-deactivated20]

I LIIIIVE for those nights when you got nothing going on and so you like take a shower and deep condition your hair and shave everything and lotion yourself up and you like throw on your coziest jammies and give yourself a facial and light candles and incense and watch Netflix and listen to music and just like chill all night in your cleanest most relaxed state

[thenatsdorf]

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Protecting cat friend.

[deanwincherter]

[oldfilmsflicker]

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

[jumblejo]

[skydark]

Marry me.

[rowandriftwood]

I think it’s important that y’all know there are 37 fanworks featuring this character on AO3.

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[advanced-procrastination]

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[glassbonespaperskin]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bizarre-bazart]

[mmilhouse]

do you love the colour of the sky

[sundayroasts]

this is much better than the original.

[onlytwitterpics]

[bellahadidsnosejob]

[00000000000000000000000001-deac]

chaotic good

[shortvideosandstuff]

Frozen jeans

[sentientbowlofoatmeal]

WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE

[shinjaninja]

they were makin their way downtown

[luciferismysoulmate]

not walking fast enough

[heyimxenia]

Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it’s best to just kill yourself.

(via heyimxenia)

[protectjugheadjonesiii]

Honestly the biggest plot twist in Riverdale was that we all started liking Alice Cooper

[ruinedchildhood]

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

When you out chillin with ya friends havin a great time and then the random wave of depression hits you and you realize too much at once

[meeshaya-deactivated20210523]

Me and my mutuals logging tf in

[aidn]

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

[aidn]

fries

[aidn]

do you ever look back at your mistakes