Apple TurnHerOver #V49

Lane, 27. Derby, Engaged, PS4.

[animatedtvfilm]

[businessboybrick]

A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship

[hanasheralhaminail]

All the Vulcans are fiercely protective of the ‘fragile, illogical, prone-to-danger, smart, reckless little human’.

To make the human feel more accepted (as it is only logical) the Vulcans try to include aspects of terran culture in the ship’s day-to-day life, failing spectacularly at it.

The human loves them even more for it.

[southerndrawlinmypants]

They’ll get better at celebrating the human’s birthday next year. It’s the thought that counts.

[sergle]

@jvlianbashir​ THAT’S A GOOD END TO THAT EPISODE THOUGH… the vulcans put together awful, bland decorations. they make a cake because it’s of “significant importance”. they go through the process of putting together this party and Studying this Human Ritual and the entire episode is setting up to what you KNOW will be a horrible result. they do a bad job!! then when the human’s birthday comes, and they reveal the off-the-mark, underwhelming looking birthday bash, the human just. starts crying. because they had no idea their crew would go through all this trouble to celebrate their birthday, and even put up DECORATIONS, or make a CAKE, and there’s a birthday card with extremely polite impersonal messages written and a hundred perfectly tidy signatures. and the vulcans are just standing around like “you appear upset. the Birthday Party was unsatisfactory”.

[rumshop]

I would watch the fuck out of that

“Humans require regular physical contact to remain healthy. We have a weekly rotation for The Daily Shoulder Pat. Please inform us if this is insufficient contact, either in frequency, magnitude, or duration.”

[carmineeyes]

Okay, I reblogged this because of how adorable it is, but then I started picturing McCoy as the sole human.

[jimmyhopper]

steve with the other kids vs. steve with dustin

[valtsv]

actually i DO have a blog aesthetic its called ‘i post what i like’

[mallshoggoth]

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

[just-another-emo-perspective]

another quality post written by god or a ghost

[mactiir]

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

[tacomel420]

customers the same in all universes

[mactiir]

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

[30-minute-memes]

[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[eruditionanimaladoration]

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

[gelana78]

Metal as snakes fucking.

[thedurvin]

[swarnpert]

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

[psychoprism-deactivated20220429]

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

[incorrectgreekquotes]

Artemis, running through the woods with her hunters: LET’S GO LESBIANS, LET’S GO!

[apricotshark]

the monty hall saga

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

[misskiwi]

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

[nebula-cnidaria]

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

[latelycravingmore]

I’m one of those people who likes the little things, like holding hands. It’s so simple and yet so fulfilling. Whether it’s walking around, to driving in the car, or even when you’re laying down together. When your fingers are just interlocked and one of you squeezes a little tighter. Or when they slowly run their thumb up and down the side of your fingers. For something so small and insignificant, it can leave chills throughout your whole body for hours.

[longbeachgriffy]

when your son wants to talk about sex

[issaxmilf]

Ayooooooo 😭😭😭😭

[blissfulfellatio]

[biggestniq]

This went left then right and I’m just here laughing and clapping

[munroesdream]

I mean parenting done well 🤷🏽‍♀️

[toxipop]

Every time I thought it was gonna end it just got better

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

😂😂😂

[modelbitxchs]

Yoooooooooo. CUT

[whotfismooseagain]

Bro what?!😂😂😂😂

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is a journey

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Um…

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

My goodness.

[jbfangal4lyfe]

Hoooooommygod

[hawards]

sounds about right

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

[stability]

he deserves it

[writing-prompt-s]

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

[luxtenebre]

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

[rolodextra]

the horror story is about how my girlfriend needs to leave immediately because i’m going to fuck her dad

[aubreyplazaofficialblog]

Not worth those steaks you aren’t

[animals-lovers]

[slowspinningredemption]

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman