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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@rainbowdeborah
If you threw a single ibuprofen tablet into the sea, it would make the world's oceans have an ibuprofen concentration of 1 in 2.92x10^25.
Which is 3.42x10^35 times greater than the concentration of the average homeopathic medicine.
I like the description on wikipedia
I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”
breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby
AND YET!
Pope Leo is letting American bishops entirely ban trans healthcare for both minors and adults in all Catholic-owned hospitals and clinics, and stop coverage for trans healthcare through Catholic-affiliated health insurance plans!!
People are having surgeries, for which they were on waitlists for years, suddenly cancelled. Hormones no longer covered, their clinicians no longer able to prescribe them. Considering in some states Catholic-owned healthcare organizations make up to a third of the market, as it were, this is a HUGE issue.
Missing hormones. Canceled surgeries. Bureaucratic denials. Late last year the Catholic Church banned all trans healthcare across its sprawl
This has been happening since November of last year, when this vote took place, but no one is talking about it. The rehabilitation of the image of the papacy through Pope Leo is killing me, it’s still the goddamn Catholic Church. You do not gotta hand it to them.
"GOLDEN RULE ENFORCER XD XD XD" and it's white people shutting down fandom criticism about how you all write racist and misogynistic fanfics
Maaaan I’m not even gonna put you on blast I’m just gonna make u read the assignment again
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Questions to consider:
What does the strawberry cake in the comic symbolize?
What is the person in this comic saying about the presence of strawberry cake in this club?
Compare the time and effort put into baking a cake with the time and effort put into creating fanworks. Why would it be rude to call something worth so much effort "cringe" and "stupid"?
Does everyone universally like or dislike strawberry cake? If truly nobody liked strawberry cake, would someone put the time and effort into baking one?
What is the "Golden Rule" in fan spaces? Why is this person in violation of this rule?
somewhere in tumblr hq, circa late 2025:
"okay so if they click the replies button it shows them the replies"
"makes sense. and if they click the likes button it shows them the likes?"
"no, it likes the post."
"o...kay. and so if you click the reblogs button, does it reblog the post or show the reblogs?"
"hehehe...that's the really genius part. it's a whole different thing again"
"perfect. push it."
what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on
this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is
Not including the next part feels criminal
i enter the web design class
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World Heritage Post
"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"
me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die
did anyone hear that
i think there's something out here
i'm scared. is anyone there?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes
Average bloke trying to sound smart: you are not a serious person if you're not reading thousands of pages of this theory stuff Reddit told me to
Smartest person you know: I'm getting really into SpongeBob lately
messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.
I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it
HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE
HOW TO EMAIL HUGS
10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES
wgatever .
So lonely that it physically hurts: “Yeah! We should hang out more often 😊”
