*Station 51 standing around a broken coffee machine*
Captain Stanley: so, who broke it? I’m not mad I just want to know.
Everyone:
Roy: I did, I broke it.
Cap: No. No you didn’t. John?
Johnny: Don’t look at me… look at Chet.
Chet: What? I didn’t break it.
Johnny: Huh, that’s weird how’d you even know it was broken?
Chet: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken
Johnny: Suspicious.
Chet: No. It’s not.
Chet:
Chet: If it matters.. probably not.. but Marco was the last one to use it.
Marco: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Chet: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Marco: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kelly!
Roy: Okay, let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cap.
Cap: No! Who broke it?
Johnny:
Johnny: Cap.
Johnny: Mike’s been awfully quiet.
Mike: Really!?
Johnny: Yeah really-
Mike: Oh my god-
*everyone starts arguing*
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Cap:
Cap: I broke it.
Cap: It burned my hand, so I punched it.













