Just A Friendly Big Guy

Just a single, friendly gay guy in Northern Virginia. I post some NSFW things occasionally.

[anxietyproblem]

[myheartisasleep]

All of these are very important.

[ttayw-wyatt-deactivated20200928]

This is actually good.

[richardgoranski]

this is just. so fucking funny to me

[cosmic-m-b]

It's funnier when you consider that Weird Al tweeted this in response.

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[feministism]

[chaneladdict]

[chrome-blade]

If you do this, you’re a controlling, insecure jerk and need serious therapy.

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

Yeah, if anyone is in a situation like this at any time, get out. People like that are dangerous and that kind of behavior escalates. 

[baconandawesome]

This is not ok.

[shutyourmoustache]

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[kyuubijrr]

Oh just like people do

[whoisshe777]

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[6lackranger]

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

[kaiju-emperor]

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

[cyberdramon]

[destinyrush]

This damn thread!

[nevaehtyler]

!

[fortitsngiggles]

Unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says “I’m flirting with you,” I’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice.

[likeholyfire]

some of you clearly look like you have nice dicks and you should show

[tinycartridge]

The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening GB/GBC compared with Switch remake ⊟ 

Okay, this looks amazing. Also, I am just now realizing that is a fox and not an orange dog. 🤯 The remake will release for Switch later this year.

JOIN CLUB TINY AND OUR DISCORD Support Tiny Cartridge!

[game-boy-pocket]

Man I just cannot over state how happy I am that they tried to stylize it to look like the the cute gameboy game sprites as HD 3D models instead of giving Link and co proportions that would much better fit their artwork. It’s much more visually interesting in my book ( though really they probably did this so they wouldn’t have to resize the grid based overworld, which is another thing i’m glad they didn’t do )

[bestviralposts]

MY HEART WILL GO ON….

credit: ian.zaro / ig

[depresso-not-cured-but-thanks]

I can hear this without sound

[obamacare-bear]

You homophobes are gonna be really thirsty now

[the-kid-with-a-backpack]

Eating is going to be hard too:

[bluhuehue]

Food and gay pride what could be better?

[fortheloveofglitterandanime]

Homophobes bout to starve lololol

[suspiciously-cislesbain]

Starve homophobes