Dream with me...

Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a hoot.  I'm fascinated by all sorts of stuff and mostly re-blog but sometimes I'll share my photos, ramblings and crafts.  My other tumblr - Little Lego Lady Archive!

[taggsvansen]

🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐

[cheryl-is-a-flower]

HELL YEAH!!!!

[baddywronglegs]

[thememedaddy]

[ladybugboots]

distant past

[sagasolejma]

Hi I did this irl :]

[mudkipminky]

[ID: A photo of an archeops pokemon plush in a museum sitting on the glass of an archaeopteryx fossil exhibit. End ID]

Me too

[kaijuno]

[taavicleric]

[victusinveritas]

This is a real picture taken by photographer Keinichi Ohno. It's a single photo of a bird standing at the edge of some water with a wall and its reflection creating a fascinating optical illusion.

[greenandhazy]

Hello I spent too much of my life staring at this

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[herpsandbirds]

Talamanca Hummingbird (Eugenes fulgens), males, family Trochilidae, order Apodiformes, western Panama

photographs by Ignacio Yúfera

[nudityandnerdery]

Enjoy before we fade back to the hidden realms tomorrow.

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[just-french-me-up]

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

[marithlizard]

" "I booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view" is one banger of a thematic statement. Shirt material.

[luckthebard]

Brennan is on another level for giving this quote to Forbes with no context

Source (X)

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[arsondotpng]

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

[melonisopod]

[xleomustdiex]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

[madgastronomer]

"It's amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired."

-- Robert A Heinlein

[nicnacsnonsense]

I hate when people ask me how long it took me to crochet something I’ve made. Frankly, that’s none of my business. I put the yarn on the hook and worked on it whenever the spirit happened to take me to and then one day it was done. How long that process took is between the yarn and god; I want no part of it.

[muppet-sex]

[countably-infinite-rats]

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

look at him go!

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

he's figuring out how to tree!

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

35 reblogs, he's growing so good :D

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

75 reblogs, fred continues to grow

reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he's starting to get a little crowded near the trunk :(

[gallusrostromegalus]

At 1788 Reblogs, Fred is spreading nicely... But We Can Do Better :)

[siderealglimmer]

I would like to see the Fred again please

[the-choir-invisible]

[siderealglimmer]

Oh, ✨Fred!✨

🤩

[cantotallyeven]

This is Fred the post. Please help Fred the Post grow more. We love Fred the Post.

[the-haiku-bot]

This is Fred the post.

Please help Fred the Post grow more.

We love Fred the Post.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.