alao cruel king makes me so sad im so so sad they rewrote him like HES NOT EVIL!!! HE JUST HAS A MENTAL ILLNESS!!
IM SAYING LIKE 😭😭😭😭 i can accept that the rewrite gave us more proof of why they called him cruel but its still a bit sad. my beautiful husband what have they done to you
AUTHORS NOTE: This is meant to be Forsaken Mafioso and not Dream Game Mafioso, as they're different characters!
SUMMARY: Just some headcannons about Mafioso/Mafialings x reader. That's it.
CW: Fem! Reader, Polygamous relationship, Mafioso is crazy rich.
Ah yes. Mafioso, the man who's name is enough to make people shiver only by hearing it. Who has never let a person in debt away. Who is known to be absolutely ruthless. Merciless. Deadly.
Is the same man who looks down at the ground when you scold him.
All that ruthlessness? Suddenly gone.
He's literally so different when his pretty wife is near. You could even confuse him with another person!
Don't be fooled though. Only because he's gentle with you doesn't mean other people get the same luck. Though he would never hurt you, oh no, never, the same cannot be said about a random man who owes him that had the misfortune to encounter him in a moment of rage.
And it's the same with the people who mess with you. You didn't like how someone acted to you? Dead. Someone spoke badly of you? Their funeral's coming. Even the smallest things like looking at you wrong is enough for his goons to go pay them a visit.
Talking about the goons, not only did you manage to make their boss fall for you, you somehow made them fall for you too! (Literally for Contractre. He fell down the stairs seeing you for the first time.)
Mafioso.. actually doesn't really mind sharing you with them. I mean, they're his favorite goons, have been working with him for years, and at the end of the day? If you get Mafioso you get his goons as a plus 4 in the relationship. Period.
When Mafioso can't be with you for the night, for whatever may be the reason, the goons are more than happy to take his spot. You want the four at the same time? There's not a single part of your body going unhuged. You want only one? They're playing rock paper scissors to decide who's having the privilege of sleeping with you.
Whenever you wake up earlier than them, trust me they will NOT let you get off bed. They have a iron grip, and refuse to let your warm go.
They're also great cuddlers! (Soldier's the best btw.) Whenever you're feeling down for a movie night they're right next to you, Caporegime letting you sit on his lap, arms hugging your waist and head resting on top of yours, Consigliere resting on your right side while holding hands, Contractee laying his head in your shoulder while being on your left side, and Soldier laying with his head on your lap and letting you play with his hair.
I feel like Mafioso doesn't really like movies, but he likes your cuddles. So once in a while (very very very rarely) he'll be joining you guys.
You can expect for at least one of them to follow you when you go shopping. And whoever is with you carries your bags. No arguing.
Going back to our dear Mafioso, this man is SPOILING you with dinners in expensive restaurants, fancy date nights, and rare vintage jewelry. Not to mention that he definitely leaves his credit card with you whenever he's out.
Does not let you pay for shit. Not because the thinks you can't pay for it or anything, he just likes paying for your stuff! And definitely likes when you ask him to buy you things. Correction he loves it.
Not to mention your wedding.. holy shit. Not that there were many people or anything, just the ones you two wanted to invite. But lord it was expensive. And absolutely gorgeous. You looked like a fucking goddess in your dress, and Mafioso? He almost forgot how to even breath just looking at you.
And your honeymoon, you may ask? Dude reserved an entire fancy 5 star resort just for you two to enjoy without distractions. I want a man like that.
Also, not really a relationship headcannon, but you CANNOT convince me that Mafioso isn't a girl dad.
Please bare with me, him, the man who makes people lose their breath just by looking at them, who people fear like he's the plage—wearing a suit covered in pink glitter and star stickers to a meeting with a mini copy of himself sat on his lap. You see my vision?
OR having the goons take care of the kid while he's at a meeting so Mafioso keeps his reputation, which is the most probable scenario, and they end up playing barbies with her, like these big buffy men who break skulls almost daily making feminine voices and Caporegime wearing a plastic tiara because she felt like he'd look cute in a tiara. They're not understanding why she wants to make the Barbies fight and then kiss but whatever the little boss says.
Type of dad to say "I know how to make people disappear" when she introduces him her partner.
mutual pining IS the best trope. no they’re not trying to move on, no they’re not brave enough to risk it, no they’re not trying to date other people, they don’t know they can have it but it’s okay if they can’t (but they CAN)
