I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

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@rainstorms-by-june
I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy
Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???
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â Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.
"Kill your local sex offender!" Oh, you mean the guy who went streaking at his local college football game on a dare one time? That's a sex crime.
"No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe the woman who had to pee in a public park that only had pay toilets, so she tried to hide behind the bushes but got caught? Public urination is a sex crime.
"What? No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe you mean the homeless guy who had to strip down to get his clothes in the laundromat to clean them for the first time in weeks? He tried being subtle, but someone called the cops on him, and now he's on the sex offender registry for public nudity.
"Rapists and pedophiles! Kill rapists and pedophiles!"
Oh, like the trans woman who got called a pedophile groomer for helping a trans kid escape her abusive parents?
Or maybe the black man who got labeled a rapist because he came on to another man's wife, and he decided to get back at him by charging him with rape?
How about the 17 year olds who were fooling around, fully consensually, in one of their bedrooms? That's still technically underage sex and thus rape of a minor.
Oh, or maybe you're talking about the doctor who performed genital reconstructive surgery in a state that just voted to get that classified as rape?
People will do everything they can to get you convinced rape and pedophilia are the worst crimes possible, then accuse whoever they like the least of being either a rapist, a pedophile, or both, counting on you turning on them just for being accused of the crime.
"Oh, so you're saying you don't want to kill a serial rapist?"
That's exactly what I'm goddamn saying.
Once we decide a group is okay to kill, the government will do everything they can to convince you that their political enemies are either part of that group, or just as bad as that group, to get you to kill their enemies for them.
The only way out is to accept every life as worth saving.
Saying âthis niche, properly tagged, warned, and rated piece of fiction could theoretically hurt someoneâ is not a good argument. This properly labeled cookie with the allergen information at the bottom that contains gluten could theoretically harm me very badly, but only if I consume it. Tags are like nutrition labels, and warnings are like allergy information. If you know you have an allergy to something, the logic is to stay away from it. It is the same with fiction. Iâm not running through stores yelling at people to take all the products with gluten off the shelves just because it could hurt me. Instead I ignore it and go to the gluten free section and find cookies that are right for me. And if running through a grocery store yelling sounds ridiculous, thatâs because it is. Stop doing the same with fiction.
Hey, @evilwriter37
Iâm gonna need to ask you a walnut question for formâs sake. Suppose you found a blank bag of very generic-looking whatevers but thereâs no clue as to what it is. You ask one of the members of staff what thatâs about and they say ` âOh, thatâs the John Doe Surprise Special. Mr. Doe has this bad habit of baking at 3am or whenever he canât sleep. Because itâs the middle of the night, he never knows whether heâs put in [potential allergen 1, potential allergen 2, potential allergen 3 and/or potential allergen 4].â What do you do next?
Well, if you have allergies, itâs very obvious to not consume the unmarked bag. A rule of thumb for me with allergies (irl) and content warnings is: if I donât know whatâs in it, I donât eat it. Itâs that simple. I donât know if youâre trying to egg me on or something, but no one is forcing you to âeatâ the unmarked bag.
They always seem to use this as some kind of âgotchaâ.
Like, pal, you donât have to eat the unlabeled food, and you donât have to read the unlabeled fic.
Youâre not in a situation where you will starve and die if you donât eat (read) the unlabeled food (fic).
You donât actually need fic to live at all. You would be just fine if nobody labeled their fic.
If somethingâs unlabeled you can accept the risk to read it or you can do whatâs healthy for you and not read it.
RECIPE FOR FANFIC
donât like the sound of it after reading the ingredients list? DO NOT CONSUME
doesnât have a label so you can check the ingredients? DO NOT CONSUME
and thatâs it! two simple steps! seriously, anyone can be a fic chef; it really is that easy.
This is your periodic reminder that âchose not to warnâ on AO3 is in and of itself a warning. If you cannot find out, from the tags/authorâs notes/comments *why* the author has used that tag, and you choose to continue reading, thatâs a risk you chose to take. Not every fic is for everyone, and if you really canât cope with not knowing going in if something warning worthy is going to happen, then cntw fic is not for you unless someone you trust can pre vet it. Itâs that simple.
Chose not to warn is explicitly labelled on AO3 as something that *may* contain things that are usually warned for. It is a warning. Heed it.
also for the love of little green men, people, âwhat if it isnât tagged properly??â IT LITERALLY SPECIFIES PROPERLY TAGGED WARNED AND RATED IN THE OP if this is your level of reading comprehension then you may want to read tags and warnings twice good lord.
When I was training to be a battered womenâs advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:
âYou can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if theyâre having a day where their best just isnât that great, or their best doesnât look like your best, you have to be okay with that.â
Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isnât that great today, but I have days where my best isnât that great either.Â
Op Iâd like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time Iâve read it Iâve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.
Oh, youâre a throuple? Whoâs the hitter, whoâs the hacker, and whoâs the thief?
to pretend that horrible people cannot make good art is another way to conflate beauty and talent with integrity and morality. the works of monsters are best examined with knowledge of the author in mind but art is not inherently reflective. human beings are creative, and habitual liars- it'd be stupid to pretend art must always be a portrait of its creator
#also try as you might âbad people canât make good artâ accustoms you to a way of thinking thatâs risky#âi know xâs art is good therefore x cannot be badâ is a line of reasoning itâs easy to back into without meaning to
via @titleleaf
Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed
the pitt | i got soul but i'm not a soldier
DON'T SPEAK TO ME FOR THREE TO FIVE BUSINESS DAYS I AM NOT OKAY
i know that âdonât harass people for being weird, they might be autistic!â is a fairly popular take on here. but as a Certified Autist, iâd like to add that harassing allistic and/or neurotypical people for being weird is also bad, and should not be done
and before you come in with âyeah, you never know who is and isnât autistic, and you shouldnât force people to out themselves!â i want to say two things: one, i agree. and two, even if you could magically avoid ever harassing a single autistic person, it still wouldnât be okay to go after NTs for being weird. theyâre people, janice. theyâre allowed to be really invested in naruto
#stop playing the game of âwho is it okay for me to hurt?â #the answer is no one #the answer is ALWAYS going to be no one #none people is the correct number of people to hurt [X]
people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc theyâll casually be like âcan I see your tumblr??â are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
everyone else on the pitt is living a high stakes realistic medical drama meanwhile frank langdon is on a lil game show i like to call
June 26, 2014
What the heck! As of this reblog, this comic has 21 notes. Apparently a little reblog chain happened, but I donât really remember noticing. Much higher numbers than my usual 0 or 1. My first taste of success, and I totally missed it!
honestly, if I had a comic take off I wouldnât mind this one. I still like the joke.