dating tips from the odyssey
if you like a girl, strip down naked and approach her while she’s washing clothes to beg her for help
if a man washes up on the shore of your island, congrats, he’s your boyfriend now!
if your date is reluctant, hang out in her house with your buddies, eating all of her food until she has to pick one of you to make you go away
the easiest way to hook up with a guy is to turn all of his friends into pigs and make him sleep with you to get them turned back
nothing strengthens a relationship like being away from home for twenty years, coming back in the guise of a smelly vagrant, and slaughtering a bunch of suitors and half of the servants












