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dating tips from the odyssey

if you like a girl, strip down naked and approach her while she’s washing clothes to beg her for help

if a man washes up on the shore of your island, congrats, he’s your boyfriend now!

if your date is reluctant, hang out in her house with your buddies, eating all of her food until she has to pick one of you to make you go away

the easiest way to hook up with a guy is to turn all of his friends into pigs and make him sleep with you to get them turned back

nothing strengthens a relationship like being away from home for twenty years, coming back in the guise of a smelly vagrant, and slaughtering a bunch of suitors and half of the servants

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“This pillow is very licky.”

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On December 25th of 2015, a farmer, who was out on his land, found what he thought was an unusual rock. Jose Antonio Nievas made the find near a stream on his farm in Carlos Spegazzini, a town located about twenty miles from Buenos Aires, Argentina. He found the object partly covered in mud and dug around it to find out what it was.

It turned out that the mysterious rock-like object wasn’t what he expected - and when he realized the significance of his discovery, he decided to get people from the scientific community involved. What he had dug up wasn’t a rock at all - it was an extremely rare type of fossil. After reviewing it, scientists agreed that the object was not a rock, a meteorite or dinosaur egg, but the shell of a glyptodon, a large, armored mammal that lived during the Pleistocene epoch, and were the ancestors of the modern-day armadillo. Glyptodons could weigh up to two tonnes, and probably coexisted with humans for about 4,000 years before going extinct.

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AAAAHHHHHH ITS SO PRETTY

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Oh, I could make things very pleasant for you here, Kira. You could start by doing something about your breath. I’m a patient man. I can wait.

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National Coming Out Day is coming up (October 11) and I just want to remind everyone:

1) Please do not out anyone (even if you “think you are doing them a favor.” Trust me when I say you aren’t) and make sure you don’t accidentally do so.

2) It is okay to be in the closet. Please do not feel pressure to/obligated to come out because there so happens to be a Coming Out Day. (Do it for you if it’s what you want).

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3) If you are a non-lgbt, please don’t come out as a joke. seriously, don’t.

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don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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I spent about 15 hours stitching this feminist art meme 😂

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Villa Romana, Sirmione by matt northam

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I just found these ‘fun’, Advertising Illustrations I did for a Summer course last year. I still can’t believe that university I visited had not even one coloured pencil or water colour set… but I struggled through. I am not sponsored by Krispe Kreme in any way, but I am open to the idea.