Fast Food Worker Dialogue
โSir, that coupon expired during the Obama administration.โ
โWe close in two minutes, which is a fascinating time to order fourteen burgers.โ
โI asked for two things today: no bus tours and no school classes. And yet, there it is: two busses of school classes pulling into the lot.โ
โDid you make the wrong order on purpose just so you could eat it instead?โ โYeah, that was the plan. He didnโt notice though and drove off with my dinner, so we can expect another angry review.โ
โMaโam, I just work here. Iโm not involved in corporate decisions, such as changing the menu.โ
โOf course, you can absolutely speak to the manager. Heโs back there, hiding from customers.โ
โIf the card reader declines one more payment today, I might just walk into traffic.โ
โThatโs gotta be a health code violation.โ โSurprisingly, it actually isnโt.โ
(mumbling under their breath) โWho the fuck orders that before 8am.โ
โSorry for the wait. The kitchen entered a state of civil unrest.โ
โI used to have dreams, you know? I went to college. Got a degree and all. I dreamed of changing the world, but then it all changed when I got hit by that busโโ โYou know what, I donโt think I actually need the fries with the burger, so Iโll justโฆ Iโll just go.โ
[Prompt Calender: May 28th, National Hamburger Day]