[victusinveritas]

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[kosmogrl]

[headspace-hotel]

Me: *seeing a doctor* Did the test come back positive?

Doctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I’m sorry, it’s a little more challenging than we thought. We analyzed your imagery, and it appears that you symbolize the fleeting nature of the American dream

Me: oh god

[doyouremem8erme]

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

[tinsnip]

Oh you should for sure pick that up

[catatowastaken]

Its only 25 cents, after all.

[cryptotheism]

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

[cryptotheism]

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

[cryptotheism]

[neosatsuma]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr tag from wizardlyGhost reading: and screenshotted tags imply a peer review process

Image #2: Tumblr replies. someDayLily: replies, however, are the heckling of the mob

fireball-me: A screenshot of multiple replies depicts some kind of agreement among many, or perhaps chaotic disagreement.

melancholyCruel: You guys can read? /End IDs]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[inatungulates]

Cavendish's dik-dik Madoqua cavendishi

Observed by mchoisy, CC BY-NC

[saewokhrisz]

senki se menekül

[oliviawhen]

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

[feldfrog]

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[oidial]

b

[oidial]

oob !

[oidial]

yeep its oidial after dark.... og gog!!.. it's so dark!!! I'm so scared!!! aghh!!!

[oidial]

thank you to the people who only saw b post and still reblogged. thank you for supporting me. I love your heart

[official-boob-posts]

when I said I connected two ideas yesterday and never bothered to explain the connection even though there was like three steps in between