DUANE

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[textonly]

[miabicicletta]

jesus, this is spot on

[thewanderingwomb]

[hfjdkls-deactivated20151013]

This is my fucking favourite

[pervocracy]

Me: Hey memory, what do you call the little stiff thing on the end of a shoelace?

Memory: An aglet.

Me: And how do you jumpstart a car?

Memory: Red to red, black to frame.

Me: And what’s the name of the computer game I played at a friend’s house once in 1998?

Memory: Bad Mojo.

Me: And what’s the name of this person that I’ve met several times recently and am about to socialize with?

Memory: lol idc

[pufftatty]

[quaggly]

[westportwater]

[karnalesbian]

ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean

[sparrow-va]

this post snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like sub-zero

[postconstructivism-deactivated2]

[hailstorm-general-deactivated20]

No it isn’t.

[postconstructivism-deactivated2]

stage one: denial

[hailstorm-general-deactivated20]

Reality isn’t denial lmfao.

[postconstructivism-deactivated2]

stage two: anger

[hailstorm-general-deactivated20]

You’re the angry little bitch here.

[postconstructivism-deactivated2]

still in stage two

[hailstorm-general-deactivated20]

Aww, the little toddler can only count to 2!

[karlmarxsthrussy]

You’re still in stage two

[hailstorm-general-deactivated20]

So like are you gonna ever get onto an actual point or are you just gonna keep repeating yourself because you have none?

[plinktheivories]

stage 3: bargaining

[bimboficationblues]

Stage 4: Depression

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Proud to see this

[klefable]

let’s be the generation that lets cursive die out

[aquaticrobotic]

Over my dead body

[klefable]

let it go. no one can read your sloppy squiggles

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

“guns don’t kill people, people kill people”

when’s the last time you saw someone strangle 58 people in less than 15 minutes, steve?

[whatafuckinnerd]

[ronwilsonbusdriver]

remember we are Sky High fans first and people second

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[zip-a-dee-lady]

Water from Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean. Scooped out of the ride in summer of 2010. The bottle was all the way full, and it now almost halfway gone. As of today, it still smells.

For yohoyohoadisneylifeforme

[zip-a-dee-lady]

My Pirates water is almost completely gone, down to about ¼ of the bottle :/

[moontouched-moogle]

stop drinking the pirate water

[zip-a-dee-lady]

Sorry it’s good and it heals me

[cungadero]

i think about this post on an almost daily basis and its so surreal to me that it doesnt even have 400 fuckin notes

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

i like it

[wildbayou]

[peppernine]

The next time I see one of those “millenials will be photographing the end of the world” posts I’m gonna scream because let me tell you, I just went through a natural disaster and Snapchat literally saved people’s lives. Thanks to snapchat I knew exactly what roads were flooded, what stores were open, what my HOUSE looked like (since I wasn’t there), and which shelters I could go to. People were snapping/tweeting asking to be rescued and THEY WERE. I didn’t get my news from the tv, I saw it in real time on social media and I will never not be grateful for that.

[someonespetturtle]

under communism we all have to share one toothbrush with this man

[foulserpent]

im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.