[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[687687675765-deactivated2023011]

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

[finalgirl-nihilbliss]

Howdy! Most of you know fuck-all about me, owing to the fact that I try to be sorta private here.

I need a vaginoplasty to alleviate some dysphoria! It's set up to take place in late March. It's really soon, and that surprised me!

As such, I am needing to fundraise to fill the gap. I'm working with a sex toy manufacturer to produce two insertable silicone toys to help cover said costs, but that's still a WIP, so I am not comfortable opening preorders just yet. Still, I'll be slinging silicone and short fiction commissions soon™ (early 2026 is the intent, but intent!=reality) – will post as soon as that's concrete.

My goal: $4500. My cash-that-is-green app is $nihilBliss.

Can you help me?

$0/$4500

Feel free to reblog if you can't contribute.

Tagging @dee-the-red-witch, @estrogenesis-eeveeangelion for visibility.

[dogpuppy]

[catgirl-kaiju]

so what if we took this simple appealing logo that not only uses our iconic map pin icon, but utilizes our brand colors in a pattern evocative of roads on a map and replaced it with the late 2000s mac rainbow pinwheel after an incident involving a hole punch

[transarsonist]

they straight up fucked her till she gaped and her makup was smeared,

[elierlick]

Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. Read about it here.

[hauntedfragility]

thank you trans men

[creepymutelilbugger]

thank you trans men

[haventhefrog]

thank you trans men

[depsidase]

[lemonfodrizzleart]

You have things you want and need to do. You want to do -something- but you just can't. This is based on my recent struggles with ADHD, executive dysfunction is a bitch.

[pinkpollywog]

for some, ADHD has its perks. but for others, it can be an overwhelming and destructive force. its hard having to “clean up” and organize your life when theres a constant pushback from your own brain!

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[priestessamy]

[brucebocchi]

absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic

[krwzprtt]

I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T WATCH IT, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET

[quick-ship-delivery]

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Download This Song (Official Video)

Music video by Weird Al Yankovic performing Don't Download This Song. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 58,251. (C) 2006 Volcano Entertainment I

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[op3ra]

they should put cats back on broadway just for me. we need a healthy dose of fucking weird stuff on broadway again and i miss it

[redstonedust]

confession i spent like a year accidentally lying to people about my age because i just genuinely fuckin. forgot my previous birthday. in my mind i was still 23 and continued to be 23 without realising it. it wasnt until i was approaching my NEXT birthday when i did the math and realised i'd been wrong the entire time. worlds silliest and least consequential age fraud.

[redstonedust]

when the memory issues hit real bad

[dotjade]

dude what if five nights of freddy had boobs

[dotjade]

What if they made a character and she was Boobs Chica and she gets you

[dotjade]

boobs bonnie

[rowdy-ghosts]

[ayeforscotland]

Labour’s homelessness minister threw out her tenants and then increased rent by £700 a month.

Now that’s what I call Labour🥀🥀🥀

[terriwriting]

At the time of ending the tenants’ contract, the firms also attempted to charge Ali’s tenants nearly £2,000 for the house to be repainted and £395 for professional cleaning.

Under the Tenant Fees Act 2019, landlords are prohibited from charging their tenants for professional cleaning.

[rattle-my-stars]

[cyanideoreo]

They are in love

[dogpuppy]