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[buzzfeed]

perfect

[popculturebrain]

yes

[memewhore]

[indigoflames]

I don't know how to break it to you but this is Spanish

[rozieramati]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[arsanatomica]

It’s always been odd to me that there are not any ocean scavengers equipped to take optimal advantage of large carcasses. Like…. in prehistoric times, the oceans were full of huge animals… was this a problem back then too?

[elfwreck]

That was a twist I was not expecting.

[headspace-hotel]

It’s for the deep sea scavengers!! Ugh! No respect for whale falls!

[hellboys]

# same

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715

[surprisebitch]

wholesome

[eroticcannibal]

This post missed the best one

[maddierussell04]

This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecradf so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

[evelili]

yugioh protag horse girl inspired by @chimchiri

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[monsterlogic]

New outfit idea

[lightningman17]

[sugoichappy]

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

[carolxdanvers]

[tallahasseemp3]

help

[tallahasseemp3]

help

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[prettyxlittlexthingx-deactivate]

this is my favorite post ever.

[fantasticwhovian]

Tumblr what have you done?!

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

tbh the fact that is happening to so many people just makes the post even more cursed and iconic

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[prettyxlittlexthingx-deactivate]

this is my favorite post ever.

[fantasticwhovian]

Tumblr what have you done?!

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

tbh the fact that is happening to so many people just makes the post even more cursed and iconic

[lobster-lover]

little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes

[forgottenpnffacts]

-Major Monogram understands hash house lingo

-Major Monogram likes to eat scrambled eggs and toast for lunch

[phineas-and-herb]

it’s 20th century american diner lingo, i don’t think many people use it anymore, but i happen to have on-hand a guide from a book-set by julia rothman if you’d like some more examples

[probablyfunrpgideas]

Idea: thieves’ cant but for chefs.

[charlesoberonn]

If I had a nickel for every time a cartoon Dan Povenmire worked on made a joke about somebody misunderstanding diner lingo, I’d have two nickels.