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Sagi baby 23

[kansasjustgotgayer]

[queerhumanbeing]

That 7 y/o knows something and didn't want to share

[pi-la]

[foreskinnty]

If this was your favorite episode you gay now

[calellon]

i love flirting………………………..with the idea of vanishing into a dense forest, never to be seen again

[meangirlnurse]

today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them 

[meangirlnurse]

we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can 

[meangirlnurse]

we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration 

[crafty-butch]

update: we underestimated him

[crafty-butch]

[meangirlnurse]

why are your doors closed to the public 

[evil-dad-evil]

is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????

[meangirlnurse]

it sure is 

you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat 

[numberlover1729]

tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants

[meangirlnurse]

i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job 

[meangirlnurse]

update:

[the-one-the-only-derpghost]

So how do you guys… get in there anymore?

[meangirlnurse]

well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all

[meangirlnurse]

update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly 

[meangirlnurse]

HOW

[crafty-butch]

[meangirlnurse]

this is our current game plan. stay tuned

[imhereformysciencefriends]

please continue to give us updates this is the funniest post on this site

[li-izumi]

I speak from experience. It will never be enough to stop the cat:

(Why yes, that IS a bookshelf blocking the lower half (on the other side of the door frame) and a babygate blocking above that. and yet she STILL found a way.

[pathologising]

if YOU die because I poisoned you...how is that MY fault like I'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons I think that's genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.

[homuras]

— Only a diamond can polish a diamond. Natsume-sensei, those words you told me and Fukuzawa-dono… I’m going to find out if you were right.

[hokagee-deactivated20140711]

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband

[brucespringsteen]

good morning EXCLUSIVELY to bruce springsteen fans, people who live in the midwest, feral cats, accordion players and gays who wrote kirk x spock fanfiction in the 60s

[wild-west-wind]

I’m really fascinated/haunted by this notion that a rural town could pop out of existence and it would probably take weeks for anyone to notice, and in the end the first people to show up might be from a utility coming to shut off power for unpaid bills. Do you think society at large would recognize that everyone from a town of 100 people vanished, or would a network of individuals with no other connections simply think that their one friend or relation wasn’t returning calls? Would motorists passing through Kettleman City on the 5 notice that it wasn’t there? Or would they assume that they missed the signs for the exit and ride right through to Coalinga? Could a big town disappear? How long would it take for people to notice Fresno was missing? Bakersfield? If all flights into Las Vegas got cancelled, if the highway exits disappeared, would people assume it never existed? Would it fade from public memory? Would people choose to forget it? Would people silently accept that their friends and loved ones who lived there were never coming home?

[im-getting-cynical]

Alternatively, the idea of a small rural town suddenly appearing where it hadn’t previously. Out of nowhere, there’s an exit that wasn’t there yesterday and most people think they just hadn’t noticed it before. Maybe a couple people would take the exit for some gas or simply out of curiosity and find a whole town of strange people who don’t seem to have any memories or knowledge of history. Surely they’re just an odd bunch of individuals and don’t mean anyone any harm? There are thousands of tiny towns on the maps and any one of them could have been constructed and populated overnight by extraterrestrials or something and no one would know. And if a few tourists disappear in one of them, would anyone know where they went if the town hadn’t existed before?

[romance-incubomp3-deactivated20]

Women should be able to go their entire lives without wearing makeup or heels if they don’t want to, without getting called slobby, or unprofessional, or “doesn’t care about her image”, or being fucking denied jobs for not wanting to wear heels or makeup at work every day. If men aren’t expected to cover their faces with makeup or wear incredibly uncomfortable shoes every day of their lives neither should I.

[cherry-punk]

This goes doubly so for trans women, gnc women and woc

[romance-incubomp3-deactivated20]

ANYWAY THIS IS A GOOD ADDITION AND TERFS ARENT ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH THIS POST WHATSOEVER!!!

[frogmp3]

hey girls… did you know… that um… bisexual people are allowed to refer to their same gender attraction as gay or, when it applies, refer to other traits about themselves as gay, without someone who got their women and gender studies degree on tumblr.edu correcting them

[weepycat]

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

[weepycat]

it’s goop!

[weepycat]

GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!

[weepycat]

update: 10 weeks later… i have taken two of the gooplets for myself… sweet link and hella zelda are inseparable. as for the other four (trixie, dobby, poppy, and marigold), my mom is going to fix them & keep em as barn cats! 

[croshie]

GOOPLETS GOOPLETS GOOPLETS GOOPLETS

[pissvortex]

fuck everything else happy birthday sputnik

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vkusnykatsudon]

[love]

[brittneyspears]