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Kitty | 24 | she/her | chaotic bisexual | ace/aros welcome | icon by @tiny-smallest

[jjunktown-deactivated20210519]

He’s real friendly, don’t get me wrong. You just get the sense that that ain’t the whole picture.

[kindnesscupboard]

You do not have to be everyone’s favorite person to be a good person.

[moon-mason]

[vile-things]

[tdwhisperer]

See, this is why I use Tumblr. I just came from reading a large post about male privilege and I immediately see a dog made of broccoli with absolutely no context.

[wooteena]

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

[offishly]

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

[wooteena]

what the fuck 😁

[enderenby404]

Yeah this is a thing

[krystal-prisms]

Are you serious

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No they’re very real

[onepersonfriendgroup]

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

[fan-enby-anonymous]

It’s fun

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh, it’s a blast.

[moonybyte]

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, it’s not a permanent store. A company will rent an empty building for the 2-3 months before halloween, sell halloween stuff, and then clean everything up and disappear until the following year. And they’ll usually set up in different buildings from year to year. They just find any good-sized empty store space that will give them a cheap, short-term lease.

It’s so temporary that the halloween stores don’t even have a real sign, they just hang up a banner outside:

[wheeled-jack]

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

[velvety-vixen]

that is exactly what we’re telling you

[closet-keys]

Sometimes I start thinking about gender and it’s like the expanding brain meme where I eventually get to “wow everyone in the world has their own specific gender” like infinite genders, a new gender for every person, no two people experience gender in the same exact way cause no one has the same exact life 😮

[closet-keys]

that Leslie Feinberg quote, “Gender is the poetry each of us makes out of the language we are taught.”  -- yeah, actually

[saiyurii]

Drawing animated bf no. 7 to make myself feel better

[newvegascowboy]

I think dolly parton should exist in fallout

[newvegascowboy]

I think that if I were in the desert killing Legionaries and 9 to 5 came on the radio I would go super saiyan and become unstoppable

[newvegascowboy]

Oh no dude I absolutely meant as an npc. I want dolly parton, 335 year old country singer, to wander the wasteland singing tales of jolene. I want dolly parton as a companion.

[thatsbelievable]

[profeminist]

"just not seeing enough people talking about carl clemons-hopkins, the first out nonbinary actor to be nominated for an emmy, and the nonbinary flag gown they wore last night"

@mattxiv

Carl Clemons-Hopkins on IMDB

[luxurybrownbarbie]

I know this will bother unhealed adults, but the real world, more often than not, does give you second chances and do overs. Very rarely are things set in stone. And people, especially young people, deserve to know that. Because lording the idea that they can never mess up, even once, does a lot more damage than good.

[lil-reminders]

nothing is too small or insignificant to have as your reason to live. live because you just found a song that you really like and you want to listen to it one more time. live because you want to see your friend’s next birthday. live because tomorrow is supposed to be warm. live because sunday is supposed to be rainy. live because you want to see your pets face light up when you give them a treat. you will find big reasons to live, but you don’t have to find them right now. you don’t have to know your purpose, but live anyways.

[houndpitspub]

I like fantasy for the escapism but by escapism I mean reading about people who's problems are worse and weirder than mine.

[girlfictions]

if you don’t like something that’s popular you know you can just shut up about it right. like i don’t say that to be rude i just think it’s weird that some of you pour your time and energy into making post after post about how much you dislike [insert name of currently relevant thing here] because you what .. want people to validate your edginess ? how quirky and not like other girls you are ? like do you realise you can just focus on the content you do like without constantly attempting to shame ppl around you for their interests because i promise it will just make you a happier person .. love and peace 

[laaskrin]

Practicing some anatomy and making Sen show her abs 😎

[rslashrats]

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

[rslashrats]

[holisticknight]

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

[autisticbisexualemaskye]

YEAH theres a post that was going around thats like. there are too many pride flags and it’s a symptom of capitalism and consumerism and im like idk man i think maybe the teenager on tumblr makin the genderfae pride flag is not an agent of capitalism i think maybe they are just having fun