Queen of Under Eye Circles

this is just a mess

[love-personal]

[chewbacca]

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

[ginger-vevo]

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

[revenant666]

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

[randomslasher]

The best story I’ve heard about the production of Matilda was: 

The scene where Matilda was dancing around her living room making things fly around to the song “Little Bitty Pretty One” was very nerve-wracking for Mara. She told Danny that she was anxious to do the scene, and he said, “You know why? Because you’re the only one dancing! We just have to have everyone else dance too! Then it won’t be scary!” 

So everyone–the crew, the rest of the cast, the people at the craft services table, everyone–danced along with the song, at Danny’s insistence. Apparently the only one who wasn’t doing the full on dance was the camera man, who just did a foot shuffle so the camera wouldn’t jiggle. 

If that’s not the sweetest thing ever I don’t know what is. 

[prettyscar]

“Unbelievable sights. Indescribable feeling”

[saccstry]

self care is blasting music into ur ears til u can barely think anymore

[fortressofself]

i am so about walking around museums and holding hands

[her-last]

Tangled (2010) dir. Nathan Greno & Byron Howard

[everythingfox]

big sleep

[wadey-wilson]

so the 90s kids

have gone thru the jonas brothers' making, break up, and comeback

saw one direction rise and break up

saw justin bieber rise and fall

are the only ones who happened to watch Good disney shows

have experienced the once-in-a-lifetime experience of the mcu's infinity saga

have seen the climate fall onto its face

went from no computers to computers everywhere in like 2 seconds

[migrains-deactivated20190924]

[snorlax]

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[jl-streams]

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

[jaimelannistre-archived]

hey, take me to the room where the green’s all green / and from what I’ve seen it’s hot, it’s mean

[thisiswhymomworries]

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[sleepyboykisses]

yknow that feeling where youre making out and then that person gets on top of you and uses their legs to spread yours so they can fit between them and grind against you bc ya

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

[hereafteryyh]

This is a personal attack.

[mellochamp98-blog]