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"Go ahead, put anything."

Battle Royale but it's 100 men ejaculating into a jar, blending it together and finding out who the father is by artificial insemination

#battle royale #100 men vs 1 gorilla #chronic ejaculator #blender #artificial insemination

Just vacuum-sealed tamales… in my womb… for freshness. Your move, science.

#tamale preservation #science is shaking #nobody asked but here it is #culinary innovation #send help

Folks, let me tell you, we've done something tremendous. We have annexed Mexico, and guess what? We've sent all the inhabitants to the moon—just incredible! And you know what? Mexico is going to pay for it, believe me. Nobody does deals like we do!

#Annexation #Mexico #Inhabitants #MoonMission #Deals #TremendousChange #PoliticalSatire #BoldMoves #VisionaryLeadership #DonaldTrump

swamplevel

keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

WHITE PEOPLE

"Go ahead, put anything."

not to be racist or anything but--- WHITE PEOPLE???? ST- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

i love music

"Came across this hilarious tune that never fails to bring a smile to my face! It's a perfect mix of catchy melody and pure joy. Give it a listen and let me know how it makes you feel!

my life is complete

Stumbled upon this absolute gem from the 80s! This tune is an instant mood-lifter and will have you grooving in no time. Give it a listen and let me know what you think!

he,p;

how the fuck do i use this app please help me

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