I'll Tumbl 4 Ya

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

[rand0mflora]

Every now and then...

So once in a while, something comes up on my timehop from my Tumblr. And I feel compelled to check it out, or possibly save it because it strikes a chord with me at that moment. So in order to do so, I have to log back into Tumblr. Thank God for the ability to save passwords.

Anyway, I log in, and start scrolling through, remembering all of the stuff that I used to post, and all of the people I used to talk to through this apparatus. And then I get wistful, and then I get paranoid about having this footprint out there, and then I toy with the idea of nuking it, and then I decide that would be way too much work. Then I log out, and I forget to even save the post that originally brought me back to the site.

So yeah.

Someday, this will be gone. But I guess that day isn't today. Because I'm lazy.

[rand0mflora]

Hey guys...

Remember Tumblr?

Okay bye.

[piecomic]

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[thishartominefeelz]

OH MY GAWWWWDDD

[wilwheaton]

PLAY THIS WITH THE SOUND TURNED ON IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

[rand0mflora]

Nom nom nom

[rand0mflora]

Occasionally, I like to pop in...

Just to freak people out.

So, hi. What’s up?

[murmuju]

[doodleforfood]

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[rand0mflora]

Logged into Tumblr for the first time in ages...

What the dick is this autoplay audio thing that happens when I open the dashboard? Is it an ad?

Is this a new thing? Am I out of touch with everything now?

Grumblegrumblegrumble

[shrekthelesbian-deactivated2020]

A great loss of an incredible genius and star. Rest in peace David Bowie.

[rand0mflora]

<3

[rand0mflora]

Hi Internet.

[love-personal]

[nevver]

[sizvideos]

[crashyourcrew-deactivated202001]

NARC

[illkim]

[sixpenceee]

Chinese farmer Hao Xianzhang has perfected the process of growing pears inside Buddha shaped plastic molds.

[styro-sometimes]

SO then…. people eat the buddha?

[rand0mflora]

This is all I see. Empty frames on my feed for days.

Sell me something, Tumblr!

[lickystickypickyzzz]

This fresh hell is not only fugly. it is bothering me TOO often. Ads? Fine. But make them pretty!  Are we going back to the Geocities space in time?

[rand0mflora]

Is that what those suckers are? Spaces for ads?

As you guys may or may not have noticed, I’m on Tumblr with varying infrequency these days (thanks, new work responsibilities!). So once in a while, I log in and everything looks different and I get scared and just want to crawl back under my desk where I’m presently researching digital signatures. This is not the tumblr that I once knew!!

All of my frame-y things are empty though. What does that mean? Have I been gone from tumblr long enough to where they don’t know what to advertise to me?