Croniclly Stupid

He/They

[loveafterlife]

no peace in that house

[catsofyore]

Christmas stupor. Photo from my collection, 1956.

[typhlonectes]

Drawing of the “Christmas Cactus”, S. russelliana, the type species, from the Botanical Magazine, 1839

Endemic to a small region of coastal Brazil.

[3hkowalski]

He is just as trapped as you are

A prisoner who won’t be able to leave with you

[newkidsonmycock20]

[ofallingstar]

Moomins and the Winter Wonderland (2017)

[fleshinstinct]

ao oni comic

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[thefncmillenniumchipper]

FISH N CHIPS ! did this in school because I got a little bored with everything .

also using it as a banner on twt

[itsjustfish]

Day 11: Precious

For @montereybayaquarium ‘s Deep Sea December

[montereybayaquarium]

🥺

Giant ostracods swim through the deep-sea midwater by rowing their large, feather-like antennae like oars. With hinged bodies much like a clam's, these crustaceans can tuck right into their pods with only their antennae showing.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[mapsontheweb]

Every state split in half by population – the densest half and least dense half

[knowledgetosorrow]

Me when i definitely know what halves are

[maximumsalt]

Oh you’re part of the densest half

[dappermouth]

You feel you’ve been here, once before — a memory that was not quite yours.

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

the annual christmas Grim

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[thechangeling4]

he was alone with little chance of help.

AND he hunted them and enjoyed it.

they could have left at any time! they chose to break into his house and had intentions of hurting him!

it’s okay that he hunted them and enjoyed it!

[sunfish-visions]

Coelacanth

Day 7 of Deep Sea December by @montereybayaquarium @mbari_news

[montereybayaquarium]

An ancient, enduring beauty. 💙

[mysticjrs]

A couple portraits of @strange-aeons bingopodes conducting their dark rituals.