professional nerd

[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[sorry]

when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Mexico legalized same sex marriage too! #LoveWins

[dead-kaworu-deactivated20160711]

first world people better share this im looking at yall

[cowshop]

Chilled is a good man that we don’t deserve

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[damn-cow-chop]

His hair is so majestic.  

 (✿ ♥‿♥)

[joshpeck]

missing a toxic person sucks because you know you’re better off without them but you still can’t help missing them

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[wqsnijkfgefdjhklfvedjhknflvd]

My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.

[vinesforall]

Liberal Redneck: [heavy southern accent] What’s up, y’all? Liberal Redneck, here! We gon’ do it again. Fired up, son. I been seeing all these Facebook posts ‘bout trans gender bathrooms, and every one of ‘em comes down to the same shit: “Well hell! What’s to stop some pervert from wrappin’ a skirt around his wiener and goin’ into the lady’s room with my baby girl? I ain’t havin’ that!” “We gotta watch out for the kids! The kids! The kids!” Meanwhile these are the same motherfuckers that put Mountain Dew in sippy cups and beat a six year old with a wire hanger for standin’ in front of the TV during Dr. Oz. [firmly] Y’all are so full of shit! Whaddyou think is gonna happen? You do know that trans gender people have existed forever right? What bathrooms you think they been using? An’ how many times you ever hear about what you’re worrying about happening, happening? Hardly not never! 

Liberal Redneck: Because even people that are child molesters are not gonna pray on a kid, in broad daylight, in public, especially not with their mouth-breathin’, troglodyte daddy 12 feet outside the door just dying to punch somethin’ different. It don’t make no sense!

Liberal Redneck: An’ what about little boys? The vast majority of people that pray on little boys are adult males, this law don’t affect them one way or the other. So unless you’re also suggesting that we have separate bathrooms for Catholic priests, I think you needta cut the shit! Quit bein’ a pussy and say what you mean. You’re freaked out! The thought of a ‘man wantin’ to be a woman’ disgusts you. Because like most things that disgust you, you lack the capacity to understand it. Y’know! Homos, algebra, shit like that. And y’all ain’t gonna change. I realize that, now. But dat’s okay. Because the rest of us are tryin’ to ensure that the next generation–you know, your kids?–grow up in a world that’s a little more open minded. [smugly] An’ that’s happenin, whether you like it or not! Bye!

[theitalianandirishman-deactivat]

Honestly James is a gift. Like he never wanted any of his friends to leave the creatures, like he tried to vote against kicking Gassy, he tried to defend Dex, he tries his best to play with Ze and Spoon when he can to make the fans realize they’re still there. I did watch the video and read the responses about the creatures and dex. And honestly, Both were in the wrong. Dex was out of control sometimes, but then again, the creatures weren’t prepared to have him as a member. But literally the only thing that really stands out to me was that James tried to defend Dex and get him on Panels. My ramblings ultimately come back to James Wilson being a gift from the divine heavens.

[dylans-obrien]

reblog this and put on the tags how do u call these

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[jovan]

[manimoonz]

Reblog Fat Squirrel for good luck

[hopemushrooms]

I support her and her avocado dreams

[cowchop-gifs]

[melleverdeen]

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever

[elasticitymudflap]

Visit Original Link

[jolyene]

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

[not-kaiva]

I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

[elasticitymudflap]

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

IT’S FINALLY BACK!! 

[outtathisoortcloud]

@letmetasteyourhotbuns show your exchange students

[pchcrew]

[uoa]

This is me in college 100%