Random Internet Hobo

This blog is pretty much just random reblogs I find entertaining of all the fandoms I’m in and an incoherent thought every once in a while, I’ve basically given up on any semblance of continuity or structure sooo enjoy if you please

[toomanyshipsxx]

Happy Pride Month to this beauts couple who made history and need a second season on their spin off 💕🏳️‍🌈

[bitchvirgo]

my name is y/n and today im going to lunch with my best friends eleanor, perrie, and danielle! their boyfriends are coming too, and they’re bringing along their friend harry... i’ve always thought he was so cute, with his curly chocolate hair and emerald orbs.. i hope he doesn’t mind that im not like other girls..

[random-internet-hobo-blog]

This but instead of harry its Niall with "cerulean orbs and blonde locks" asdfghjklkskg

[valtsv]

i wish sleep worked like it does in minecraft

[valtsv]

*slaps my bed and blacks out for 12 hours*

[random-internet-hobo-blog]

My proposed alternative for "bra":

titty hammock

[reasonandempathy]

Biden vs Sanders

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[mens-rights-activia]

Alright tumblr gays, it’s time for some discourse

Your keysmashing is only valid if it includes letters from the following highlighted region:

Examples: asjglgjjggskaldhkakakdhh

agafsjdka

Lgjldhdkflsjjdldhh

Sgdkkfjdlsjagadshdkgllhjsjaldhzxajdkgsh

The above examples are valid

Examples of invalid and strange looking keysmashes:

Oteiyoeodortwowuyoe

Pwyeorncnbvncbmbvnvpwu

Itpyuye

Ncmvbb

You see, key smashes from outside the highlighted region are strange looking because they look like they could be valid words from a foreign language(welsh or Swedish) or they simply lack the size and shape variations of the highlighted region and thus cannot properly convey the E•mo•tion behind a key smash

[gwaoopa]

I WAS WONDERING WHY TF MY KEYSMASHES LOOKED SO BAD

[weaselle]

It has to primarily be comprised of letters that are part of the classic typing resting position for your hands, the “Basic Position”, or it looks forced instead of spontaneous

“g” and “h” are fine because they’re right there, “z” “x” and “q” are okay because they look funny, are almost never used in real words, and break up the monotony of the middle row’s heavy usage, and you can throw in like, ONE other letter from anywhere else on the keyboard for personal style and to indicate exuberance of flail thank you for coming to this TED talk

[elephantedespressante]

slightly invasive gay asks

1. what’s your gender?

2. what are your pronouns?

3. is your family accepting?

4. what do you wish you could tell your past self?

5. what is your sexuality?

6. favorite color?

7. sun gay or moon gay?

8. when did you find out your sexuality?

9. how was your day?

10. do you have any gay friends?

11. what’s your favorite hobby?

12. who’s the best gay icon in your opinion?

13. which pride flags do you like the most design/color wise?

14. are you openly out?

15. are you comfortable with yourself?

16. bottom or top?

17. femme or butch?

18. do you bind?

19. do you shave?

20. if you could date anyone you wanted, who would it be?

21. do you have a partner (s)?

22. describe your partner (s)?

23. have you ever dated anyone of the same sex?

24. anyone of another sex?

25. pastel gay or goth gay?

26. favorite dad in dream daddies?

27. tell me a random fact about yourself?

28. do you own any pride flags/merch?

29. have you ever been to a pride parade?

30. any advice to someone who isn’t out or who is exploring themselves?

[random-internet-hobo-blog]

ASK ME SOME ASKS

[stayeduplateagain]

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase

“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“

…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

[zapidos]

THAT GIF

[linadono]

Incredible

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[theindependentconservative]

Reblog to save a life.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

[muchymozzarella]

Here’s an article as recent as 2018 noting the advice https://www.reuters.com/article/us-sweden-forcedmarriage-airport/swedish-girls-fearing-forced-marriage-told-to-hide-spoon-in-underwear-idUSKCN1IM1KU

[dedeinspire]

Stay safe

[furiousgoldfish]

I found an article written by a woman who pretended to be 11 year old girl online for 7 days, and it has a lot of descriptions of online sexual abuse of minors, but with the right point of view; minors cannot consent and have no agency in being sexually abused online, and it’s on adults to protect them from ever being put in the danger of becoming a target of predator. I’m going to post a link because I want all my underage followers to know how predators online talk, what they will say and demand of you, and to recognize on spot when someone is trying to sexually abuse you. If anyone has ever talked to you in this way online, if you recognize any of that behavior in someone you chat with, you should know that what they’re doing is illegal and a crime against you. You are more than allowed to shut that conversation down and block the predators, and if you can, report them. Nothing that happened in those conversations is remotely your fault, and just the fact that you were exposed to something like that means this world has failed you. Here’s the article.

[ecchifortheplot]

[sindri42]

Context:

The lady is a succubus, which in this setting is mostly human but with superpowered pheromones that passively make humans aroused just by being in the same room and essentially drug people out of their minds if she touches them directly. [The effect is so strong that there’s an entire government agency devoted to observing (from a long distance) all known succubi to make sure they aren’t starting suicide cults or going on murder-rape binges or whatever.] This causes her a variety of problems in life; she has to get up extremely early and stay at work late to take mostly-empty trains in order to avoid being in a crowded metal box full of humans, for example. But worst is her nonexistent love life, because how can you ever be confident that somebody has genuine romantic feelings for you if you’re supernaturally attractive to everybody? Is it ever morally acceptable to have sex if holding hands is effectively a date-rape drug? 

The guy is a perfectly ordinary biology teacher, who crashed into her in the halls on his first day and got a huge dose of aphrodisiac. But she is a Respected Colleague so it would be Highly Unprofessional to think of her that way, not to mention how Inappropriate it would be for a high school teacher to do or say anything while there might be students around, and wait a minute wouldn’t treating her differently just because of her biology be Super Racist? so obviously it is his Duty to act Perfectly Normal and pretend that he Feels Nothing.

She sees that he seems to have no reaction, and this sparks her interest. Is he immune to her powers? Clearly this requires further investigation! For entirely scientific purposes, not because if he falls for her he’d be the first guy she could trust to do so for legitimate non-chemical reasons (and totally not because she might be able to bone him without feeling bad about it).

So you’ve got the world’s dorkiest succubus clumsily trying to seduce this guy and he’s trying very hard to drink enough Respect Women juice to make up for over half his blood travelling south every time he sees her. Then for added fun several of their students catch on to these shenanigans and they ship it so they decide to “help”.

[switch-up-snowfox]

you know I can respect that premise.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

It’s a good show.

[kweendestiny]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

this cracked me the fuck up 😭

[xlanaiidior]

Screaming😭😭😭

[controlthewill]

LMFAOOO the Wakanda salute 😂😂😭

[afronerdism]

NwiaUnakaihaajoinaoaaiajah I fucking love it

[5duece4tre]

For the culture 😂😂😂

[alwaysbewoke]

YOOOOOO!!! WHY AM I ONLY SEEING THIS NOW!!!??!!

[homunculus-argument]

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

[sailor--spoon]

HEY JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE: CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES AND WE ARE JUST LUCKY THAT THEY CHOSE TO HAVE US IN THEIR LIVES

[microcroft]

kinda mad because op managed to summarize the domestication of cats in a single post what it took me a 10+ page research paper to explain

[nicolegendary]

mmtmf: we can’t show them being romantic so they have to do other things like fistbump and get matching tattoos and maybe eventually they can touch foreheads

el corazón nunca se equivoca: they’re going to sleep in the same bed and it will be clear that they’re physically intimate and the theme song has a bunch of sexual lyrics

me:

[timsutton]

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

[fatphrodite]

[thebitchwhogotburiedatk-12]