Random Quotables

Life, in other people's words

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Pantomime to express emotion is a crutch

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I never fully appreciated the nuances of the word "skeevy" until just now.

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Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.

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It's not a tumor!

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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I'm standing in a big puddle of "was."

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I've decided to live my life as though I'm alive.

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Yum yum Bumble, Bumblebee Tuna I Love Bumblebee, Bumblebee Tuna

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Love Is for suckers.

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In these moments, you can normally find an Italian who isn't too picky.

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Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum?

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You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where I’ll be waiting.

-Peter Pan. (via iamlydiamartin)

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You hear that? You hear that tone you're using? That's penis repellent right there.

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Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

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Oh my God. You’re about to jibber-jabber about jibber-jabber.

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You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like ruining ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

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I don't have pet peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay. And it makes the world a lot easier to sort out.