Brando

33 / Mutt / Transmasculine He/Him or They/Them, Writer & Role Player / My rp blog is tenzoyamato, as is my Ao3. This blog is for my miscellaneous love of stuff, also some other shit.

[taur]

Anyone obsessed with me? Could use the ego boost

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[redandpointy]

Canon Jesus is so much better than the fanon.

[anxietyproblem]

[thebootydiaries]

anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

[itsjustabutton]

im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu

get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew!  =^-^=

[thebootydiaries]

u know what i’d rather die

[itsjustabutton]

THEN PEWISH

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A PERFECT PLANET - 1x04 - “Oceans”

[queerlove]

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

[ayy-97-deactivated20251105-deac]

I don't know how people can fake their feelings, i can't even fake a hello to someone i don't like

[natitnokcatta]

©

[anxietyproblem]

[red-gyarados]

I’ve had to reread my emails up to a dozen times to take out unneeded words and apologies, because being to wordy and apologetic can make you look less professional or confident. Fake it till you make it!

[vampirecatprince]

Also, keep in mind that if you grew up around a single parent who did this and has this kind of history, you may have picked it up as a quirk.

[garbage-empress]

Me needing to prepare an airtight case for minor bullshit like I’m my own defense attorney: what do you mean this is a trauma response?

[ofwelshkings]

it might seem like my whole life revolves around fictional characters but yes it does

[renmorris]

I wish more people...cis and trans...understood that transitioning and passing is just not possible for a lot of us and never will be. I’m so tired of the trans narrative being focused on this supposedly universal experience.

I’m extremely disabled. I will probably never be able to transition in any capacity. I am dependent on my bigoted family and on a bigoted medical system to survive. HRT could hurt my body very badly and I cannot bind because of chronic chest pain. I cannot have top surgery for those same reasons.

There’s so much more to being a man, woman, non-binary than how you can present yourself. And a lot of us are trying desperately to come to terms with that. With the idea of being closeted forever or just straight up trying to navigate our own identies among other trans people more privileged than us.

[everyone can reblog but don't clown on this post, no t*rfs, no tr*sc*m]

[renmorris]

👏 HUGE HUGE HUGE AGREE 👏

It’s so fucking frustrating. And frankly I’m getting pissed off because tucking and binding are dangerous! I get so worried, especially with trans youth who could really hurt themselves 😰 being told you HAVE to conform to this presentation or you aren’t trans, pushing it as the ONLY way to feel better if you're dysphoric is not safe! It’s not helpful!

[renmorris]

okay everyone

somehow people missed this.

cis people, any kind of ‘I’m cis but....' or 'I don’t understand but...' comments are completely unasked for, you can reblog posts without adding commentary.

more pressing though, this post is absolutely not the place to goof around and act cutesy. your voice is not needed here. please learn how to listen to and boost trans voices by themselves.

I am talking about disability and the health and safety of real goddamn people, do not infantilize my words.

[wonderingwhereiam]

Things that don't make you any less trans

Being gender nonconforming

Using multiple sets of pronouns

Being nonbinary

Your sexuality/romantic orientation

Not having deliberating dysphoria

Being nondysphoric

Not being able to transition

Not wanting to transition

Using multiple labels to describe your gender identity

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[aelin-lovelace]

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

[honeybeejohn]

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@kinglesbiancore

[panismightier]

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

[redshield-writes]

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

@sparklemotion24 I know we’re doing rings but these are amazing

[fansonia]

AAAAAAAHHHH IT’S THE POST I’VE SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS don’t mind if I just-

[confirmed-virgin]

I adore the symbolism of a marriage knife. Like you kneel before your beloved, blade in hand and offer them the hilt, and with it your life. Its a promise that your life is theirs as much as it is your own. That they are safe with you.

But also that knife then exists in your house for the rest of your marriage. Maybe its kept on your spouse at all times, a reminder of your devotion. Maybe its kept on display, a beautiful family heirloom. Maybe your spouse keeps it hidden for safekeeping.

And alternatively being given a blade, a way to protect yourself? A beautiful promise that should you ever feel unsafe your beloved’s blade will protect you.

And you treasure it of course, as the symbol of your love that it is. Feeling the weight in your hands even when your spouse is far from home, knowing they are there with you.

But when the absent nights grow too common, their attention and tenderness distant, its only natural the blade finds its way to your once-lover’s throat. They look into your eyes, knowing the promise they made must be kept, that they only have themselves to blame. You hold the promise they made, as delicate as the day they gave it to you, but the ornate metal feels cold in your hands. To live by the blade is to die by it.

[stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva]

Reblogging this again for that stunning description

[forgotten-by-the-stars]

@thenightzedge will you be my crimson double?

[thetruenightzedge]

Yes, yes I will

[direwrath]

Some pretty knives, my baby has a deer bone handle and though she looks rough she’s still got herself a sweet bite. This gal is a one of a kind, hand made dagger.

She was a gift from my husband. 😁😊

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[itscolossal]