Maximum Mayhem

I am in love with ninjas, cowboys, video game villains, and other shit. Here there be smut, obsessions, shippy shit, politics, witchcraft, and more.

[mxmmhm]

Hi guys, not sure how many people still follow this blog, since I haven’t been active on it in months. But, I wanted to give my friends a little update:

B and I are moving in together. Our new life together begins today, when I fly out to see him, and we road-trip it back to my home state. He and I are very happy and excited, and we’re both pretty active on our other accounts (AoT fandom RP blogs, feel free to follow me there @fullhomorei if you like).

Hope you all are healthy and happy. I love you guys.

[mxmmhm]

I finally get to see B tomorrow. 🥰

[mxmmhm]

Hey friends.

I’m alive. Still role playing and blogging on another blog. I don’t really log into this one much anymore. Sorry about that.

If you’re looking for me: @fullhomorei

My thanks and love to you all.

[gloomikasa]

A Sound Argument | SNK #69

[misterbeep]

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[hyenagirl-pseudophallus]

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[goblin-gal-pal]

Only in 2020 would someone engineer a bola for someone’s face

[consultingfangeeks]

Me in the store: *sees someone take their mask off for no reason*

Me: …

Me: NOT TODAY— *fires maskinator*

[kingscrown666]

Dr. Doof would 100% make this

[lotad-sombrero]

[floyd]

everyone who rebloggs this post is fucking gay

[digitalfenix84-deactivated20181]

[onlyonekenobi]

the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

[word-on-a-wing83-deactivated202]

Ewan McGregor by Damon Baker for VMAN.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[apanelofanalysts]

[anxietyproblem]

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[redandpointy]

Canon Jesus is so much better than the fanon.

[unpatchedglitch]

dying from easily treatable diseases to own the libs lol

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

she was also anti-vax and it was the flu and meningitis that killed her (both completely routine to vaccinate for, esp in your early 20s) so here’s ur reminder to go get vaccinated and not listen to ppl who tell you otherwise!

[clintwaffle]

[failnation]

[taur]

Anyone obsessed with me? Could use the ego boost

[gay-irl]

gay_irl