Paolo

(he/they) your looking for dumb shit here is your place for all things odd, creepy and dumb+cryptids 19

[beardedmrbean]

just some lads, being fellows

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[i-am-a-fish]

please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

[i-am-a-fish]

hi hi hello PLEASE DON'T JUST REBLOG THIS FOR LATER

I know how much you love reblogging posts and then never looking at them ever again. I get it, I really do. but PLEASE

just open one of these links and explore a bit if you're interested

Scratch - great coding program for learning the basics, but so good you can make a video game with it

Codecademy - learn any coding language with lessons

Neocities - literally make a website

it's all free

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sending wild animals to your doorstep.

[magicwillow]

I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

[offi95]

I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There's one incredibly close to you at this very second

[max1461]

this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like “weak pawn structure this is your chance” before I realized that it was real life actually.

[pukicho]

Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

[catchymemes]

[valtsv]

[so horny ive forgotten social codes] i'd like to do some butterfly taxidermy shit to them

[valtsv]

[spiralhalo]

i hate when a kink is really good in theory but like 90% of the content you find for it online are made by people with really really boring and normative views on sexuality and identity

[centrente]

at the bus stop 

(sensitive wolf comic number three)

[tortiefrancis]

[ id: a black and white, semi stylized comic with three panels showing two people sitting next to each other, one with short, dark hair and wearing a jacket and scarf, and the other a tall, anthropomorphic animal covered in shadows, wearing a jacket.

Panel 1) The person looks at the animal curiously, as it looks away, not paying attention to them.

Panel 2) The animal turns to look at them, quiet, as the person asks: Are you a boy or a girl?

Panel 3) Close up on the animal, who frowns and says: I’m a wolf.

End id ]

[theehorsepusssy]

[transfem-goddess-author]

Not if I can impregnate her first

[ralfmaximus]

Happy Satan Impregnates His Bride season to those who celebrate.

[wolfythewitch]

Stanford Pines and his brother Stanley

[shojoknife-deactivated20240801]

Junji Eato

[necrofuturism]

boy that sure is some creepy pasta

[jet-kun]

This is my lunch. It was made for me.

[littleguysdaily]

[literally-a-frog]

World's sexiest man (me) is dying from a deadly plague (mild cold), how will we recover as a society

[tazmiilly]

new taxonomic clade just dropped

[tazmiilly]

[applebutterbabie]

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

[pukicho]

It's hard making friends as an adult. When I was in elementary school, I went table to table at the cafeteria asking every person there if they liked Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time for the Nintendo DS, and no one knew what the fuck I was talking about aside from one kid, and then we became friends for 7 years

[depsidase]