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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition
STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again
and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.
i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.
it effects everything.
being trans is easier when youre white.
being gay is easier when youre white.
being disabled is easier when youre white.
being a woman is easier when youre white.
being autistic is easier when youre white.
oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.
you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.
never forget this.
three things:
1. it’s true
2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt
3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this
white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw
Dark Teyvat
6 of 7 Archons
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
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Im gonna be so honest and say the take ive had for a year here. Kris and Susies dynamic is 100% more impactful if it ISN’T romantic
i was gonna say “wow, they’re really pushing the came back wrong trope because buffy keeps repeating the exact phrase” until i googled and realise the phrase “came back wrong” literally originates from buffy. this show is like the modern shakespeare
in 2004 a thread started on buffistas.org to discuss tropes used in Buffy and other Whedonverse shows. At the time there were no formal names for most tropes so users assigned them names based on the scenes they were discussing. This thread inspired one of the site members to start the website TVTropes.org
Most of the listings on TVtropes were named after scenes and quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
what learning fandom history is like
(and if it's not btvs, as people in the tags have noted, it's star trek or the x-files)
why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵
Sofa sitting positions
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this and also the only difference between fanfic writers and writers who sell their own original works as careers is that fanfics aren’t monetized. that’s all.
being a “professional” writer doesn’t mean your works are inherently better than fanfics. I’ve read so many fics that are more professionally written than some published books.
whether or not a piece of writing is monetized has nothing to do with its quality.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER
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what do red pandas even do
I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas
does this answer your question
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Tonight, we bring to you the uncut, uncensored audio of: THE MOTHER FIC
Feel free to read along here: (x)
Also Quotes: (1) (2) (3) (4)
Try not to cry…or. Like, you know, jump off a cliff.
We’re not liable for your actions! ;D
The Author Has Spoken!
And then the author just posted this and stepped away from their computer, like a mother fucking G!
~Part 3: a fic submitted by kingdomheartsfanforever and flightfoot
(Roxas/Mrs.Potts)
And how does a teapot give birth? You know what, I just need to read this.there’s so many questions
DO IT. YOU WILL STILL BE LEFT WITH SO MANY QUESTIONS. BUT DO IT.
Good question. You could try asking hmariewilson, but I doubt that she’ll answer. She’s trying to forget that it ever happened.
“just posted this and stepped away from their computer, like a mother fucking G!” I like that description of what happened. That is what I will tell people happened. In reality I was literally screaming the entire time I wrote this. My mom asked me what was wrong and I told her she didn’t want to know.
And…
I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS AND I SHALL TELL ALL
He took her from behind. Not the spout, but the part where you put the tea in. Where the lid usually is.
The spout is the teapot’s… Yoyo. Yeah, let’s call it a yoyo. That makes fucking sense.
She gives birth through her spout.
Yes, she got fucking pregnant. I needed to add something to make it clear this was a crack fic. That seemed to fit.
I don’t know if I’m allowed to swear on your blog. But there is no way in all of hell I can talk about this without swearing at least twice. Also, I’m not going to talk about this again because HOLY WHAT THE FUCK
Swear all you want. You deserve it.
Anyone can be discarded by society
People get made fun of for being scared of aging but it comes from the very real fear of being discarded by society that’s why i always say the goal is not to never become old or disabled the future comes for us all the goal is better social policy
steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower
