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[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[izhmash-deactivated20181213]

ITS MINGUS

[weakpassword1]

He teeth too big for he gotdamn mouth!!!!!

[atlas-prime]

A loud vampire

[randomhamburger-blog]

What the hell is this? It’s basically Darth Vader as a cat.

That meow is way too deep.

[howtocan]

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

[jumpingjacktrash]

nakey bird = accidentally fell out, is cold and scared, put back in nest! if you can’t reach the nest, try to put it on a wide branch or fork so predators can’t get at it as easily.

scruffy feather bird = starting to try the fly thing, not very good at it. only put in nest/branch if predators abound, i.e. you have four outdoor cats and they’re licking their chops.

fluffy feather bird = smol fly guy! do nothing. can probably get away from predators and will flip its shit if you pick it up.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Reblogging this because I’d always heard the ‘Don’t touch a distressed bird its mom will reject it’ thing treated as fact before now, I didn’t realise it wasn’t true…

[illogical-bullshit]

Spring is coming, time to reblog this again.

[hellenhighwater]

an equally friendly reminder to not let your cats and dogs near downed woodland animals. The bacteria they carry can be very harmful and a dog that’s gentle and sweet with you is likely to consider a baby bird as a tasty mouthful.

[bogleech]

There are also some birds that naturally raise their babies on the ground, too, and some of them don’t even make an obvious den or nest….

Like turkey vultures!

This is their house and it is pretty much just a Spot their mom picked out. Every so often someone runs across this, thinks they’re “baby eagles” or something that fell out of a nest, gathers them up and mistakenly takes them to a bird sanctuary or audobon society. They LIKE the ground!!!

[randomhamburger-blog]

Birdlets.

[randomhamburger-blog]

Nobody reads this

I thought I was happy with her but it may be a repeat of “Bunny”. I don’t want to be manipulated but I like feeling like The Man.

[gifak-net]

[randomhamburger-blog]

Depressing is...

I know what song I want to be for my weddinn dance.

I think my girlfriend is boring and I don’t see me living with her. I’m sexy but I don’t have a personality. I may well never get married due to this.

[catchymemes]

[ironicbs]

….😱

This just made me spit laugh.. this game is incredible. 🤣🤣

[cisnowflake]

She walked it off though.

[wessyboo]

This made my day👌🏼

[randomhamburger-blog]

What game is this? Please someone tell me what game this is?

[randomhamburger-blog]

Golly gee

Tumblr harbors a ton of sjws, reacts to a crisis in the typical sjw style of censorship knee-jerk reaction and people are shocked.

Sjws are the worst form of social cancer.

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[randomhamburger-blog]

I have reblogged the cherry pie.

[rosy-fitness-styles-blog]

♥♥♥

[randomhamburger-blog]

Reblogging so I can refer to this.

[lovesandwichrecipes]

sourdough+flatbread(for easier eating) chili pork sandwich

[randomhamburger-blog]

The sandwich looks disgusting but that tortilla... brilliant.

[randomhamburger-blog]

Wild motherfucker is back on a part time basis.

[yermemeblog]

Mega Doggo Post Pt. 1

[distinguishedbaloney]

[wivernryder]

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

[hotmolasses]

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

[randomhamburger-blog]

Just so I can remember these

[catchymemes]

[randomhamburger-blog]

That autistic snow pigeon is hilarious!

[randomhamburger-blog]

Last post for a while

The girl of my dreams for the past decade or so said yes. I deserve to be happy.

Chase your dreams.

[1010ll]

[mystiquepictorial]

@ men

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This video honestly fucking kills me I can’t even tell you…she’s an Aries

[randomhamburger-blog]

This amuses me, this video

[randomhamburger-blog]

Fuck it

I’m going back to my old ways. Socializing is too exerting and doesnt reap anything for me.