This just a thought I got at 1AM. I don't know if this was done before, but this just flooded my mind without any warning. It did not even care if the characters were OOC or not.
(FYI English is not my mother language so there might be some errors and typos)
ABO//Modern Mafia AU - MDZS
Where Wen Qing and Wei Wuxian are working together to overtrow Wen Ruhan and the main family so Wei Wuxian has to get into the headquarters somehow as a close confidant so he could move there, gather information and evidence.
To do so, the plan is that Wen Qing (alpha) is introducing Wei Wuxian (omega) as her bitch. Unfortunately, the beauty of Wei Wuxian catches the attention of Wen Chao. To keep up the facade one night in the (Wen owned) club the pair has to pretend to getting steamy as Wen Chao is watching them trough the cameras. Fortunately the music is loud so the conversation cannot be heard by Wen Chao, only Wen Ning is lucky to witness trough the mic about the embarrassing exchange.
"Put your hand on my hips, you seem like a rock sitting like this. I try to be as seductive as possible."
"I already have to hold back not to trow up on you Wei Wuxian, so don't tell me what to do." Whisper-screams Wen Qing.
"Aww... Don't you think I'm sexy?"
Annoyed frown from Wen Qing "As sexy as an urine soaked scrub is."
Pouting from Wei Wuxian "Look, we only do this until your dear cousin is watching, do you want to blow our cover?"
"Why did I ever agree to this stupid idea?"
Grinning from Wei Wuxian "Because we had no other choice. So let's get over with this."
Remorseful sigh from Wen Qing "If you tell anything about this to Mian Mian or anybody, I will neuter you!"
Before they do anything more revealing Wen Qing seductively (as possible from her in this situation, she feels like she's perving over his brother, disgusting) suggest that they move to one of their hotel rooms. Sadly there also a few cameras but they manage to skillfully cover them by trowing their clothes on the bugs.
They even put up some f@ckmusic and pretend that they are doing it with all the clothes rustling and loud moans and cries, just by sitting next to eachother or jumping on the bed (later one is probably only Wei Wuxian). Which will leave Wen Qing ashamed of herself for weeks, while Wei Wuxian is amused and giggles about the noise-theater when it comes up in the future (in between the three of them?). The only lucky thing was that they didn't need to go for long as Wen Ning gave them the green-light when the cameras stopped recording.
Wen Qing makes a rude remark that his cousin did not need much time to jack off and they leave the hotel one hour later. Well, Wen Ning is just a bit traumatised by that night. And if they can, they are going to avoid answering the question how they had convinced the Wens that they're an item.
That's it. No pre- or sequel, it was just this.
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