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actually. the first sex scene i ever wrote scared me so bad that i immediately removed it from the story, saved it to a password protected word doc, which i then saved to a password protected file, which was then placed within a matryoshka doll of 32 other files with decoy folders and docx files spread throughout. and then i cried myself to sleep ebcause i thought god would kill me for it. all this for a vanilla paragraph long team fortress 2 handjob btw.

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Not me bro. I wrote my first smut at like 12 and it was 10k words of Sasu/Naru debauchery. Had that shit on my school jumpdrive. Worked on it AT SCHOOL. DURING CLASS. It was labeled "Sasu xXx Naru Lemon; Naruto is a Brat" I had no shame. I still have the jump drive. 🤣

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Server maintenence on my free day? 😭

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"I now pronounce you creepy and freaky."

- Ally Beardsly, Comedic genius of our time.

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I was today years old when I realized that "ships" is short for "relationships".

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Don't mind me. I'm just trying to drown out my pain and devestation with fluffy Stolitz comics. 🥲

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The new episode of helluva boss has got me so fucked up, dudes and non-dudes. 😭

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I'm sorry, but you can not call your fic a slow burn when it's only 3k words long, friends. You can fight me on this all you want. I will never consider a story slow burn just because you put time skips in it.

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I've been reading the webtoon comic Boyfriends. I'm like 3/4 of the way through and just realized I didn't know any of their names. 🤣

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I need new episodes of castle swimmer 😭

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Playing veilguard for the first time! ♡♡♡ I was away from home when it came out. I'm SO EXCITED.

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I'm enjoying the art so far. Voice acting is great, and the design is superb. I'm not crazy far into it, but it feels a little empty to me. I know a lot of people were not fond of DAI's open world, but I actually really miss the open world system. The combat system is good for me. I wouldn't consider it amazing or bad. I like the way skills work now. And not having to literally switch to other party members to get stuff done. I also miss the qunari's design. I think they're a little too soft and human like. I realize it's partially the artstyle, but I miss the vibe I got from previous designs. Character Creation is great! Some sliders could use a little more variation, but overall, it's a very solid game. I'm not sure if I'd replay it like I've done with previous games. We'll see though.

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Playing veilguard for the first time! ♡♡♡ I was away from home when it came out. I'm SO EXCITED.

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Rivals to lovers is the ultimate trope.

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You ever read a fanfic so good it effects your feelings about characters in canon? I just read the cutest fic but All Might was the main antagonist and now I can't stand him in the show. >:(

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For others with strong maladaptive daydreaming, you can use that shit to your advantage sometimes. I have to do it when my brain decides it needs to. I CANT avoid it. But what I do is daydream useful stuff instead of epic battles and crazy romances. I regularly use it to get chores done. I imagine situations where an OC of mine is just living their everyday life, folding laundry in a cottage, or cooking dinner for a feast. I also use it to fall asleep (I have insomnia, so this doesn't work all the time). I imagine one of my characters in an epic final battle using their plan Z and falling into a coma or getting cursed and falling into a deep sleep. I dunno if this is great to do mentally, but it's much easier to manage when I'm using it to better my life instead of escape it.

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EXCUSE ME.

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Yes. I DID pick Dorian as my romantic interest in DAI. And yes, I DID choose Astarion as my romantic interest in BG3. BUT I DID NOT CHOOSE TO REPEATEDLY HAVE MY HEART SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS BY BITCHY BRITISH BOTTOMS.

[Actually, yes. I did choose that repeatedly. And I'll do it again.]