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He/They

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Troy - What’s your biggest fear?

Abed - Being forgotten.

Troy - Damn that deep.

Troy - Mine is the kool aid man but I feel kind of stupid about it now.

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I’m bored sooo judge me based on my kins :))

The list of characters in order Kaidou Shun from Saiki, Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds, Buck from 911, Craig from Miracle Workers, Poppy from Mythic Quest, Wbed from Community, Neil from Dead Poets Society, Saiki from Saiki, and Amy from Brooklyn 99.

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How do I explain to people that no I do not want a romantic relationship but I do however want a lot of things that come with a romantic relationship. Like I want someone to hold my head in their lap and play with my hair, or someone will hug my without reason just cause they’re happy to see me, and to be able to hold their hand in public. But like all platonically. I want someone who is just a little more than a friend but a lot less than a partner and I don’t know if any of that makes sense.

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Everytime I ask someone which character I’d be in Saiki they always say Saiki or Kaidou (although Kaidou with more frequency) and honestly what a round about way of calling me autistic.

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To all my fellow neurodivergents remember to take stim breaks. I can say from experience they are extremely helpful :))

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Troy - Sweatshirts are probably one of my favorite things in the world, like am I wearing a bra? Probably not cause I’m a guy, but the mystery is still there, y’know?

Britta - Okay..

Jeff - Okay, this is why we don't invite Troy to stuff.

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*Saiki after getting sick of listening to Kaidou and Kuboyasu pining over eachother*

Saiki - Kaidou, are you free on Friday around 8?

Kaidou - Yeah.

Saiki - And you Kuboyasu?

Kuboyasu- Umm yeah?

Saiki - Great because I’m not enjoy your date.

Kuboyasu- Did he just-

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Saiki - The relationship I have with romance is like a horror story. I can enjoy it in media when we’ll executed, but in real life my reaction to someone pursuing me romantically and pursuing me with an axe are more or less the same.

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Saiki - All my friends still think my name is Saiki.

Kaidou - Yeah-wait what?

Saiki - Don’t worry about it.

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Saiki - I’m a monster.

Aiura - Oh please you’re a 16 year old kid cut the angst.

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Saiko - The only straight I am is straight up rich.

Kuboyasu- More like a straight up bitch.

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Aiura - My friend thinks you’re cute.

Teruhashi - What friend…?

Aiura - Me. I’m the friend.

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*Kuboyasu and Kaidou skipping stones on a lake*

Kaidou - It’s such a beautiful evening.

Kuboyasu, whispering - Take that you fucking lake.

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Hairo - The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Kaidou - But how-

Hairo - *smiles, draping an arm around Kaidou’s shoulders* “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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*Aiura flirting with Saiki*

Aiura - Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Saiki - No.

Aiura - Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Saiki - Stop.

Aiura - Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Saiki - feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

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Luke - Can I please have a milk shake with two straws?

Julie - Aww-

Luke - Watch how fast I can drink this.