Shhh Dont Let The Secret Out

Just random thoughts of a werewolf

[shuckstruck]

look at my cringe-fail werewolf. her name is Hemlock

[bee-gara]

they are so real for this

[soggywarmpockets]

If/when you have children please let them (as soon as they're able) pick the theme of their birthday parties.

The girl who used to do my hair let her toddler pick the theme of her 3rd birthday and she chose Target. Like, the store. So everything was red and white and covered in bullseyes and I'm just so full of joy looking at the pictures on Facebook right now because it is obvious that this little girl is having the time of her life and that her parents put so much love and creativity into making the decorations and cupcakes.

Children will come up with some of the best and most fascinating ideas if you let them.

[asortoflight]

A former coworker told me her daughter chose a retirement themed 6th birthday party, so they had a whole bunch of decorations that said "happy retirement" etc. and I was like Jess your daughter is an absolute icon

[soggywarmpockets]

This child is BRILLIANT. I love this so much.

[beemovieerotica]

don't forget the 2-year old who had a personal injury lawyer themed birthday party!!!

[brightlotusmoon]

*rocks back and forth happily* Kids are amazing.

[best-of-inspirobot]

[gandalfsbignaturals]

me reminding my adhd werewolf gf about the full moon

[joeverne]

Dracula 1897 is a sitcom

[drawnsnake]

Redraw of this in honor of a very old book trending

Very delighted to see more people treating Dracula as a comedy

[apofiss]

(   ◕ ヘ ◕  `)

[remnantglow]

breakdown of why moon's haunted is the tweet of all time

- the implication that the nasa spaceship got back to earth, from the moon, without nasa knowing

- nasa employee is super chill about it

- theres just a gun lying around

- the astronaut is taking a gun and nothing else to fight ghosts

- moon's haunted

[remnantglow]

[thatgirlonstage]

If I may add:

—the implication that the astronauts have discovered the moon is haunted, and decided to GO BACK ANYWAY and be ghost hunters about it

[ruffboi-mags]

Can't let ghosts have the moon. They're dead, moon's ours. Gotta defend it.

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

[huffylemon]

Our queen darlene

[headspace-hotel]

[amvs]

attention deficit hyperactive dickdown

[starsberrisnunicorns]

“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby

• #16 is missing but to find out more tips, follow her on twitter; be sure to thank her! 😁

disclaimer: check sites and tips before using at your own discretion.

[the-haiku-bot]

disclaimer: check sites

and tips before using at

your own discretion.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[stimman3000]

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[w0wls]

When the effects dont load right

[scarecade]

[squ-onk]

Science side of tumblr pls explain

[daddyhiccup]

It’s called a Laminar Flow. Water usually has a lot of turbulence in it, and that is that causes it to look rather chaotic when it’s spraying out of a hose.

Laminar Flow occurs when all the water is moving in the exact same direction, eliminating turbulence, and thus, creating a flow of water that looks like glass.

Still, the idea that this is creating Laminar flow randomly is quite incredible, usually it requires specially built nozzles to create it.

[apocalypse-of-the-fucked]

science side of tumblr coming back at us with hard facts and incredibly unexpected urls

[craftykit1]

Hey guys question. suppose you’re a werewolf, and you’re on a planet with more than one moon. Which moon’s cycle does the werewolf follow?

[floweroflaurelin]

She’s crazy. She’s dangerous.

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Blood moon Pearl!! I’ve been so excited for Pearl to go red, I started sketching this out as soon as I saw today’s thumbnail. I seriously think it might be my favourite Last Life painting I’ve done yet! 🌙⚔️🌙

[firefox-official]

jacking off and eating cornflakes at the same time just to prove a point

[firefox-official]

fuck you john kellogg

[firefox-official]

[art-tnt]

Canine Studies

- Body

-Ear

-Nose

-Teeth

-Head

-Paw

Artist: Tiffashy

[warped-fungus-on-a-stick]

i’m thinking about that post about how nature is healing with every update in minecraft

minecraft 1.12: more color than ever is brought to minecraft! parrots can be found in the jungle now!

minecraft 1.13: life has returned to the ocean! dolphins and fish and corals and sea pickles and vibrance!

minecraft 1.14: the villagers are remembering their culture and their craft! they’re more advanced than ever!

minecraft 1.15: bee :)

minecraft 1.16: there’s even life in the nether now! a somewhat-thriving society of piglins is there, there’s animals like striders and hoglins, and even forests of fungi!

minecraft 1.17: life is even occurring deep underground! axolotls are swimming around in the caves, new plantlife can be found stored away, and beautiful geodes adorn the underground!

minecraft 1.18: horror and evil and darkness. giant gashes in the world and looming mountains. hideous monster at the bottom of the caves. fucked up evil slime that wants to hurt you. kill kill violence murder kill

[optimalmongoose3]

What would good be if there was no equal evil to compare it too?

[transgenderfivepebbles]

i only have minecraft 1.14 and i played 1.16 for like an hour. what ungodly beings were conjured in 1.18 and where can i see them

[warped-fungus-on-a-stick]

this is the Warden! it kills you in one hit and has more health than the ender dragon :) it’s entirely blind so if you hold sneak it will never hurt you because it can’t hear you. it lives at the very bottom of the world (world depth has increased and now the world goes down to -64) where there are a lot more diamonds but also a lot more dangers.

it will come for you if you place blocks, break blocks, walk, eat, and pretty much anything else. wool, however, is very quiet, so you can place it and break it all you want, and it even blocks soundwaves from reaching the warden :)

it’s debated as to whether or not those things in its chest cavity are souls or hearts. when asked about it, the dev who made the warden said “they certainly do look like souls, and they certainly do beat like hearts”

this is the Sculk! it’s the evil slime at the bottom of the world that lives with the warden. it will snitch on you to the warden. also it screams when broken.