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tastefullyoffensive

Don’t drink and derive.

I SCREAMED

Thoroughbread.

Why

hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think?

before:

after:

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i tried sneaking into a soccer game dressed up as the ball but they kicked me out

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suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

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I thought it was… suitable

morris-less

This one is a little unbalanced. Congrats to danisnotonfire, debo-stuff, admiralsbicorn and transtable for coming up with the same answer, and to justcallmeshosh-orsomething for a great alternative answer of ‘testament.’ Some other good alternative answers from my Instagram account were measurement and ex-spearmint. Thanks to all who played and please let me know if you haven’t what topic you’d like your punny picture on. Keep a look out for another punzzle this month!

morris-less

When you’re partying, paws so you don’t get drained.

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goodthingsellen

morris-less

Similar to a poor archer, all of my puns are terri-bow.

At least you gave it a shot!

interrobang101

dude. That won’t ever fletch a laugh, string ‘em up.

morris-less

I need to bow out of this conversation now. But I quivered with anticipation as more puns arose (arrows).

strangemagic360-deactivated2015

You guys are targeting the wrong audience, it’s time for me to pull back, maybe I could draw a solution to these bad puns.

morris-less

I have to point out that you’re giving me the shaft here, so be careful. Messing with me is like spitting in a bull’s eye.

admiralsbicorn

You don’t want to make an arch enemy, though. In a battle of wits, you may loose.

morris-less

Not to be vane, but let me give you a tip. I don’t need enemies, and am not gonna nock your skills, but I release you from further pun battling, though I’d love to see you fletch me some more. The upshot here is, a fine end, and I honor you with a long bow.