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@rasantleben
new sport: one handed embroidery. because if i stop petting my dog we'll both die.
there's no one else to pet her. i'm the only one here to take on this burden
how the fuck did you take THAT photo
you people are making this harder than it needs to be smh
Why is there a camera on your CEILING
it's a phone.
And why do you have 3 phones?
i'm an aspiring problem.
beating the mental illness allegations by going to shower
i think there's something so beautiful about postcards and how they say that yes i was in this beautiful place but i still couldn't stop thinking about you
I wish skyrim sex mod debuffs appeared above my head in real life so I knew what was going on
i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november
we’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves
They put up a sign
WHAT
Ever Given fans reading this post like:
I think it’s really important, for non-Vancouverites, that you know some additional layers of the joke to this, because this shit’s got history:
One of our parks has an abstract statue in it of someone reclining.
In Nov 2012, an artist made a sign as a joke, “Dude Chilling Park”, which looked exactly like our official Parks Board signs (except for the official park boards seal).
The Vancouver Parks Board removed the sign but, after a whole lot of petitions, they put in an official one a year and a half later, also “Dude Chilling Park”, but now with the proper seal attached.
Fast forward 7 years later. We have horrible floods. A barge washes up on Sunset Beach and gets grounded there. It has yet to be removed.
The Vancouver Parks Board, unprompted, adds a “Barge Chilling Beach” sign.
…Also, they announced this by tweet:
the actor playing sokka in the live action avatar: the last airbender show is white and pretending to be indigenous
link to the thread with proof
“How ‘pretendians’ undermine the rights of Indigenous people” + “History of false claims to Indigenous identity” for any potential white people playing dumb about pretendians, whitewashing, and the long history of white people lying about being indigenous
archived article: the cherokee nation put out an official list in 2011 of FRAUDULENT cherokee tribes (not unrecognized tribes, but white scammers fully lying about being cherokee) that includes the “tribe” ian ousley and his white family are registered with
I'm sick right now and my eyes and skin hurt and I was thinking "a bath will make me feel better but my bathroom lights are going to kill me, can't turn them off tho cause nobody bathes in the dark" but then I was like "I'm alone in my bathroom, why gives a shit" so now I'm floating in the hot misty dark like a primordial hunter and it is Fantastic
RIP to you but THIS predatory amphibian smells like Vanilla Bean :)
I've tested positive for covid
the implication that this is because you bathed in the dark is fascinating
i think the weirdest thing about the shelter-in-place has been the nightly howl, which i forget about every night until i’m walking my dog and the neighbors just suddenly start fucking howling.
see, we all live literally miles from each other; with the shelter in place in effect, most of us never see other humans FOR DAYS besides the ones we live with. so my neighbors decided we should just howl— like dogs— every night at approximately the same time to ‘encourage community bonding and release tension’.
it’s also a useful reminder that everyone is still alive. i’m not sure what we’re supposed to do if we notice a howler is missing.
at least one neighbor suggested, “hey, maybe we should just set up a telephone tree instead” but was soundly called off because “listen, we all moved to the mountains because we don’t want to talk to other human beings, we’re just going to howl instead”.
You know what? I miss it. I miss the Nightly Howl.
My neighborhood evacuated due to the fire. We’re all scattered now, almost lost. We’re in cities that are not our own, and voiceless.
I haven’t heard a single howl. 8 pm is silent now, which is somehow the worst aspect of this. It passes almost without notice.
Someone on the site asked if we could still howl, regardless of our location. Maybe we’d find our neighbors that way.
Maybe I’ll head out to the beach tonight with my dog and howl.
i’m delighted to inform you all that the Nightly Howl is back. Now that evacuation is lifted, the werewolves are back and louder than ever. i’ve NEVER heard so many howls, so many voices, and for so long. Someone even has some sort of horn.
shakespeare woke up everyday and he said “well. time to write another role for david tennant.”
ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"
i sure hope not
who's to say
that's between me and God
i'll tell you for $100
i don't think so, why?
probably, not sure though
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sometimes
wouldn't you like to know weatherboy
Have Your Bread and Read By It Too: PAMPSHADE Turns Leftover Loaves into Offbeat Lamps
“The Tories drank wine whilst your nan died alone” Seen in Brighton, UK. This graffiti refers to the recently revelations that Tory politicians and staffers were holding private parties & drinking wine during the strictest lockdown period in UK in 2020, at a time when all private gatherings were officially banned, and the death rate for the elderly was extremely high, due to government malice and ineptitude.
