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[coquette-club]

Condensed Milk Sweet Potato Pie

Ingredients

1 9-inch pie crust (homemade or store-bought)

2-3 sweet potatoes (or 2 cups mashed sweet potatoes)

2 eggs

1 14-ounce can (400ml) sweetened condensed milk

¼ cup (113g) unsalted butter, softened

1 teaspoon (4g) ground cinnamon

½ teaspoon (1g) ground nutmeg

½ teaspoon (1g) ground ginger

1 teaspoon (2g) orange zest

½ teaspoon (3g) salt

1 teaspoon (5ml) vanilla flavoring

Instructions

Preheat oven to 350°F/177℃.

Blind bake the pie crust by lining the bottom with parchment paper, then add dried beans so the bottom doesn't lift.

Bake for 5 minutes or so at 350°F/177℃, take it out of the oven, remove the beans, and let it cool.

Meanwhile, rinse, peel, and cut the sweet potatoes into chunks. Cover them with water in a medium saucepan by at least an inch.

Heat it over high heat to boiling, then reduce the heat to a simmer. Cook until tender, and the potatoes can be easily pierced with a fork. It usually takes 10-12 minutes, depending on their size.

Drain the water and keep simmering for another minute or until the water evaporates.

Mash the sweet potatoes in a mixing bowl with a handheld mixer. Add the rest of the ingredients: softened butter, condensed milk, eggs, nutmeg, ground ginger, cinnamon, orange zest, salt, and vanilla extract. Mix well.

Pour the pie filling into the prepared crust and bake for 40-50 minutes, until the top is nicely browned and a toothpick inserted in the middle comes out clean.

Remove your sweet potato pie from the oven and let it cool in the pan until room temperature.

Top with whipped cream, toasted pecans, or caramel sauce for pure decadence. Enjoy!

[b0nkcreat]

my confession is that my little brother was just picked up on the side of the interstate by my dad because he was tubing down a river with his friends and they decided they were done and were just gonna walk back to one of their houses via the interstate with their giant ass inner tubes wet as hell and no shoes

this is awesome why did your dad decide to be a square and engage in basic parenting

[play-now-my-lord]

news is looking pretty good lately

[kitkat-the-muffin]

Who is the bigger Wife Guy?

Odysseus (The Odyssey)

Jonathan Harker (Dracula)

Remaining time: 4 hours 42 minutes

Two dudes who just love their wife to hell and back (literally)

THIS IS ABOUT THEIR ORIGINAL BOOK ITERATIONS

Get those movies outta here!!!

Musicals and ballets can stay but you’re on thin ice

[malottie]

i think i need femboy culture to die like yesterday actually

[malottie]

like. this is so bad it had me stunlocked at the start. i didn't even know what to be upset at

1. this is not from a porn site or anything. this was platformed on youtube by someone who seemingly "tries to keep the community as SFW as possible". no one will be surprised by this because the femboy self-sexualisation is so commonplace its absence is more surprising than its presence at this point

2. "princess boy" feels like a direct parallel to "lady boy". i don't need to explain why this is insanely transmisogynistic

3. the fish guy immediatly switching from "this is pretty wife" to "this is sex toy tranny" upon learning that the person isn't "an actual woman" reveals how absolutely normalized it is to view transfems as sex objects to be freely abused, always treated worse than both cis men and cis women would be

4. the femboy character's response to being promised continuous sexual violence by a group being "cool thanks" reflects how the femboy community will do one of 3 things when confronted with the real violence transfems face : completely gloss over it, turn it into a joke, or say "that's hot" and turn it into more fuel for the degradation of transfemininity through sexualisation. this somehow manages to be a bit of all 3. mainly the third though

5. it's the "trap" trope all over again. "i look like a woman but i'm actually a dude! i'm being deceitful i could never actually be a girl!" transfemininity once again treated as a costume that makes you incredibly desireable. but only as a sex object, not as a person or equal. and only if it's a costume, if you're actually transfem you're lower than dirt. hot and fuckable and lower than dirt

i don't know how anybody involved in the process thought it was a good idea. it just. feels bad all around. like it was fabricated specifically to make me lose my marbles. and i probably missed a lot this is just off the top of my head at 2 in the morning with the entry-level transfeminism i absorbed through osmosis by listening to so many smart transfems on this site

[lockandkiki]

All this is right one the money, and there’s also the racial aspect. Muscular, inhuman, wielding spears, and wearing only loincloths abducting a pretty, fuckable white not-woman. It’s such an anti-indigenous and anti black caricature, and it’s just disgusting once you see it.

[holespoles]

"Cheburashka" Soviet children's perfume, 1985.

[fozmeadows]

Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

[legit-writing-tips]

Another good post to read for those writing small human characters. 

[jennytrout]

My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said, “Mommy, there’s a knight behind the bush.” I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes, “Listen. Do you hear it? It’s night behind the bush.” It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brains are incredible.

[deleted20211121]

My little bean knows she’s two, constantly saying proudly ‘I’m two!’ And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said ‘oh shiiiit. She’s three.’ I almost screamed.

[cantnotknope]

I live in Korea and have a lot of international friends, and the same is true with language barriers in adults. 

*Looking at a bowl of pears* “Can you please pass me the… apple’s friend?” 

[masterofbirds]

OH SHIT SHE’S THREE

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

the two year old bean is now 11, that’s how long this post has been going around, and I STILL bust out laughing like a maniac whenever I read ‘oh shiiiit. She’s three.’

[elodieunderglass]

Yeah, I’m not ready for foz’s kid to be a teen….

[catchymemes]

[3000s]

[damnwyverngems]

Official Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection concept art: Dishes by food designer Mao Momiji.

[sacred-portal]

[jisuto]

[nimcest]

That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

imgoing to throw up laughing it hurts i love him so much

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

The really funny thing about "snakes aren't mammals your snake girl shouldn't have breasts!" is like yeah. Neither should your cat girl.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

The fact that this is the line drawn is really funny! Human breasts are actually incredibly rare among mammals! We don't know exactly why humans have big bazongas but it's probably sexual selection, which presents the really funny problem

If your snake women having sex with people is normal and expected...then yeah, they're ALSO probably going to have something resembling breasts. They might even just have breasts in all but function.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

Like yes, non-mammals don't make milk, but you actually don't need the whole kit that humans do in order to make milk. Arguably its not even the important part of the breast to begin with.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

You also don't need to justify it at all you can just be a pervert about it.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

We actually have another theory why human breasts are like that, and it's because of our flat faces.

Most mammals have, compared to humans, an elongated jaw. So a little tiny bump of a mammary gland is fine, just enough to get the nostrils away from the teat, and the young can freely breathe while nursing. However, as humans started using fire more and more to cook food - which softened it up, rendering powerful jaws less necessary - their jaws began to shorten, resulting in the development of the chin and other unique facial structures as the face flattened out.

This, of course, meant that babies could suffocate while nursing, which would obviously be bad. But what if... what if nipple further from chest? Bigger bump, so baby's nose have spot to go that isn't directly into mommy's chest? Oh, turns out that works! Of course, as more and more fat stores become dedicated to growing that breast mound to keep baby from suffocating, it becomes harder and harder for the mother to reabsorb that tissue when not nursing (as many other mammals do), so they just... don't. Knockon effects from there, and bam. Tiddies.

Which means if your cat girl has a flat face she probably should still have boobs but if she's got the full muzzle, not so much.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

That's actually really interesting honestly.

[toadbreath]

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[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]