snapping turtle enthusiast

goose, 21, they/them, links for mobile

[rathorizons]

hiiii i'm moving to a new blog my new main is @lycanthropied

[mudaxolotl]

phoenix wright moments before being devoured by crabs

[mudaxolotl]

tragic accident on the baby slide

[ranmagender]

PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

[retrogamingblog2]

Is that a threat?!?

[draconym]

Hey guys do you think my animal crossing house looks. Weird

[everyteenager4free1]

[bilobatum]

[namyusa]

[thilinky]

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

[mayorofmymla]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[a-wild-andrew-appeared]

Avatar the Last Airbender S2ep10 The Library

[crossingdesigns]

hanukkah collection ✿ by darling.crossing on ig

[icarianarts]

[retrogamingblog2]

The old gyroids were TERRIFYING

[plastidecor]

pussy

[radiation]

soooo so so ignorant.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Why do you hate our culture

[nessautisms]

the old gyroids WALKED so the new ones could RUN never post this ignorant ass shit again or i will find you

[quenepacrossing]

excuse the photodump, but i’m obsessed with Pippy’s “flashback scene in a crime procedural” convenience store

[chickenmcnuggies]

the second the new remakes dropped people mass uploaded their mods for the game that they totally didn’t make before it dropped officially and the absolute best one is the one that scales the pokemon to be canon with their pokedex entries

[chickenmcnuggies]

NOW THIS IS HOW POKEMON WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED

[cungadero]

tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

[squngious]

he forces you into debt

[cungadero]

that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch

[schmuddel]

Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far

[cungadero]

you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo

[guru--guru]

#debt-based economy #bro have u like noticed thats literally the world we live in??#honestly i WISH i had a tom nook in my life are you kidding me????#no rush to make payments just pay when you can if you intend on getting an upgrade#no INTEREST i CANNOT emphasize that enough #great reliable quality of work#always polite when speaking to me???#probably genuinely concerned with my well being????#and yall are disrespecting him like this!? #i think the fuck NOT

[duwang-but-in-new-england]

The best possible landlord is still a landlord, and stands at the top of a steep incline

[witch-apologist]

He gives you a house for free that you never have to pay back for. He’s not a fucking landlord he’s a real estate agent you dimwitted radioactive mushroom. You’re never gonna get “evicted” you have complete sovereignty over your land, can place anything and everything you can fit in the space, put up whatever decorations paint jobs and wallpapers you want. The only downside is if you want to make a large purchase from HIS STORE you gotta pay off the last large purchase (you can still buy mailboxes and fences and nice cobblestone paths)His entire backstory is that he got his heart broken by capitalism and decided to move to a small town and give people affordable housing and affordable upgrades to said housing.

And the house? The money you don’t even have to pay unless you want HIM to expand your house for you?

18,400 bells

For reference a single apple sells for 100 bells

Which means you pay for a house (really you are paying for the upgrade) for the same price as 15 dozen apples.

You are literally buying a house for the same price as 15. Dozen. Apples

Let’s put that in perspective to say. America. A honeycrisp apple at Kroger costs 1.70 each on average meaning a dozen costs around 20 dollars. Meaning the price of a house in Tom Nooks store (that once again you never even have to pay back) is equivalent to a whopping 306 dollars.

That’s it. To pay off a house and let you get renovations you have to pay less than a single months rent at any apartment.

Go throw a pie in someone’s face since you want to be a clown.