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milanesa42

#desacuerdo. Pero apoyo la idea

mevil

mechanicalrot

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

kidzbopdeathgrips

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

kidzbopdeathgrips

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

innerchildabortionclinic

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

theboredvoid

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

7aceofdiamonds7

hehe-bunnies

bunnycuriosity

happy pride month ! 🐇🐇🐇

Bumps your ankle

-1 hp

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

feralratbitesu

breakfast from when before i eated it

feralratbitesu

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

kibumkim

If this is real they need to do it again

brawltogethernow

spidersinmysoup

The kids arent chu chu ua'ing anymore

el-juguete-rabioso

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

kholdseid

20th-century-man

Sigourney Weaver / production still from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)

deirdreskye

Babe are you okay I saw you reblog Sigourney Weaver / production still from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)

officialmacgyver

The commentary by Ridley Scott he did for the Quadrilogy Boxset about this scene is hilarious. He said “She refused to pull up her panties and shave at all. We had to pay someone in 1979 something like 5 thousand dollars to air brush out all her minge hair on every single cell of film. It took weeks!”