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[hacktplanet]

First you'll see me on the news, then never again.

[moonrot-edits]

happy birthday to my favorite bird! 🎂🐦

paramore - hard times

[birdweresneakingoverhere]

Dirties edit for you all

[dog-in-a-hot-car]

People always post this clip like poor Jay, so worried about his b-friend trying to kill himself. But no one ever acknowledges the fact that Jay AGREES THAT THEY WILL USE THE REAL CLIP OF HIM DYING!!!!!!

She was the baddest and He was the realest ON GOD!

Like Jay is just as crazy as Matt if not more, and that is fundamental to their dynamic. He was ready to LET Matt kill himself in their living room for a web show that 14 people watched.

People forget Jay Mccarrol is playing a character, you don’t become life long friends with Matt Johnson without being able to handle a few life ending stunts.

Jared is the one saying no to Matt, and he’s only saying that because he’s gonna lose his check.

[dianahastings]

[tamarrud]

*~tHe OnLy DeMoCrAcY iN tHe MidDdLe EaSt~*

[tamarrud]

Excerpt from a pre recorded report by Al Jazeera's correspondent Imran Khan:

If you're watching this pre recorded report, then Al Jazeera has been banned in the territory of Israel. [...] Let me just take you through some of the definitions within the law: they have banned our website including anything that has the option of entering or accessing the website, even passwords that are needed, [...] whether it's stored on Israeli servers or outside of Israel. The website is now inaccessible. They're also banning any device used for providing content, that includes my mobile phone. If I use that to do any kind of news gathering, then the Israelis can simply confiscate it. Our internet access provider, the guy that simply hosts aljazeera.net is also in danger of being fined if they host the website. The Al Jazeera TV channel is completely banned. Transmission by any kind of content provider is also banned. And holding offices or operating them in the territory by the channel [is banned].

Tell me you're losing the media war so fucking bad without telling me you're losing the media war...

[beggars-opera]

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

[beggars-opera]

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

[insufficientdata]

Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

[lacefuneral]

lug and grug T4T scissor in cave 2.5 million year ago

[lacefuneral]

YOU CAN STRIKE OUT EMOJIS???

🦟

CANCELED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

[pixelartpeach]

🍅🍆🍄🥩🍅🥔

Kebab

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

Hey anyone know of any artists selling nice miku prints I literally have 0 and that’s a goddamn shame >:(

[slimetony]

twenty dollar…

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

thanks randy

[mikuheritageposts]

miku heritage post

[epilepticsaints]

[slimetony]

I illegally sold the rights to the Randy Your Sticks post to several venture capital firms and I ran off with all the money to Dayton Ohio where I’ve built a beautiful life with my wife and twelve children

[meiosys]

my first non-sampler piece done on my new ridged heddle loom :)

[pwlanier]

ERNST LUDWIG KIRCHNER

LISE GUJER

Life, 1928 – 1932

Staedel

[cryptotheism]

The dominant understanding of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl archetype seems to have largely shifted to this kinda half-baked "I understand you're just a woman with a cluster B disorder but I'm still gonna be weirdly horny about it.' and now we have all these animated shows with Evil Mommy Dom type charact- [I awake with a start from my nightmare and remember that it's the year 465 BCE, I'm a priest at the temple of Sobek, the Egyptian god of might, and I have to hurry and feed more live geese to the sacred crocodile or I'll be in trouble.]

[clairenatural]

[snailandwellmet]

Seinfeld episode where George can't decide whether to stay with a woman who gives amazing strap game but keeps slapping his bald head while they fuck. Meanwhile Jerry and Newman realize they've been in the same polycule for months without realizing and are now getting into lovers spats. Elaine starts an Onlyfans but realizes the only people subscribing are doing so because they are antiquers and her furniture is so old they are marvelling at it and trying to guess each items value. Kramer becomes a twitch streamer, but somehow accidentally sets off a twitch notification noise for every single thing that can happen in his apartment.

[realanimalfacts]

1. A dog is full of joy