that's now myth, that's now real

how come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me? ani/26

[caroline-vibecheck]

Me when I encounter difficulty

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[fxf]

Hannah Einbinder and Jean Smart photographed by Chantal Anderson for The New York Times

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[lustcannibalism]

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[offshoreoilrig]

What jobs even exist

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[kaijuerotica]

convinced if i keep digging in deeper i can find a secret way out that's not through. haven't found it yet but i think i'm close

[catcrumb]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[steadynightruins]

Louis have you read this book? so much of it seems familiar mon cher

[omtai]

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

[yuriartillery]

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[happilyhadesbound]

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'