that's now myth, that's now real

how come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me? ani/26

[marisatomay]

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Happy 4th of July

[brbnightmares]

Grace Roper-Phelps picketing at a Billy Graham event in Queens, NY June 2005.

photo by Maxim Ryazansky

[kael-writ]

good news, she is one of the ones who escaped the cult

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow

[laterkiss]

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

[lockssteps]

guy whos incompatible with life itself

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[fairycosmos]

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

[tombware]

went on a walk and spent five minutes meowing at this random cat until i realized the owner was standing right there in his yard

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[mossgirl]

[ferrethavermoved]

women should get even more childless

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]