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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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occasionally subtle

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Cosmic Funnies
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Not today Justin
cherry valley forever

Kiana Khansmith
art blog(derogatory)
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@ratsleaze
do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
is anybody out there
“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me
Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue
10) expensive meal tastes bad
9) Light pollution blocking out the stars
8) chipped a nail
7) saw a short video
6) hair is greasy
5) rock in bottom of shoe
4) roommate asks you to be quiet
3) hookup cancels last minute
2) fingers smell bad
1)felt like it
I had a dream that people started using the 🪷 emoji as a reaction and it was universally understood to mean “kill [] and you will be reincarnated as a lotus blossom.” Like someone would talk about going to the White House and people would spam 🪷🪷🪷 in the replies, and everyone just knew without having to be told that that meant “hey you should assassinate the president.”
one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me
i think there should be a program to pair me up with people who have a rly hard time talking and want to get more comfortable in conversations but don't know 'how' to talk.
you know how dog foster organizations are like 'ideally Zeke the Puppy will be placed in a home with a confident, social dog that can teach him how to be a dog with lots of play and gentle corrections.'
there should be a that for me where people spend like 2 months following me around to the bank and parties and stuff where i just don't shut the hell up & sometimes i'm like 'yes exactlyyy gooo onnnnnn' and sometimes i'm like 'that's not a very kind thing to say, let's try again' and then one day we're having nonstop great convos and i'm like 'you're ready' and they get adopted by their own friend group.
the temptation to foster-fail and keep everyone for my own friend group would be nigh impossible to overcome but i must persevere to keep having new shy convo partners
adding polls to tumblr was genuinely the best thing they done in the past decade or so like. bitches do love clicking on buttons. any time a poll is on my dash no matter what it is or even if i know nothin bout it i am clicking that thing.
noncon friendship
Coworkers
the best fucking shirt
let me just park in a way that brings shame upon my entire family line
This picture is NOT CUTE
they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel
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