Andulka
Xuebing Du
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
cherry valley forever
art blog(derogatory)
Noah Kahan
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
roma★
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
JVL
Monterey Bay Aquarium
KIROKAZE
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
trying on a metaphor
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@rattiebastard
meowth has given us so much. i am, currently, sobbing
actually nevermind, fuck meowth
oh god im so sorry, i was wrong and im so so sorry
never have i had such love in my heart
My connection wouldn’t let me see the latter half of images but I still think I know what I’m rebloggin and that I support its message
FAN MAIL IS STILL A THING ??????????????
this website is so incompetent i can’t fucking believe it
others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:
this is the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators
Crab antlers
No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:
Kermit
This is inherently false, as it implies that Kermit looks Blissful at any point, as opposed to constantly nervous
challenge: make a funny caption for this gif in a way that is completely unrelated to sex or body fluids
Cleaning my microwave after a s’mores catastrophe
cleanup crew at the scene where taylor swift turned a horse into glue
Me when I’m shoveling up a huge amount of cum
whats a tumblypoo
I’ve been calling you people tumblypoos since 2011.
I find it odd that people only just now seem to be realizing that I am a dork.
we hate you john green
My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
hey johny my bro relax
if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you
😧😧😧😧
thottled water
it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever
Jesus Never Died
He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away
All You Who Are Making Sonics Hedgehong Jokes On This Post. How Does It Feel To Be The Devil
I think I just facepalmed, through my forehead. Is he serious or screwing around?
Dont Even Try It
Dont Even Try It
Psychic/Spiritual All Out Warfare
It’s Luigi’s rotation party, and you are not invited.
finding old suppermariobroth posts that the new mod would hate is awesome
I feel like there’s a pit under youtube headquarters that youtubers to be spawn out of and then the staff there assigns them millions of followers because literally every time I hear a news story about some fucked up thing a YouTuber did its someone that me nor anyone in any of my social circles has ever heard of before
Can you name any of these fuckers?
THAT NOMINATION LIST IS EXACTLY WHY I MADE THIS POST
WHO THE FUCK ARE ANY OF THESE
these legitimately sound like randomly generated names from a youtuber username generator
me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!
customer walks up
me: sue?
customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni
me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?
customer: oh! no i’m (name)!
the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?
me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it
‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry
sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey
me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER
male customer standing right in front of me turns to look
me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?
customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip
customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.
me: are you jennifer?
customer: no, i’m daniel
i feel like jerma’s in the middle of a mcelroy blowup (aka making niche internet content for years before breaking through to normies like me and becoming huge), but LUCKILY i dont think we have to worry about fandom softboy deifying because jerma fans primarily interact with him by trying to make him cry
