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“Sandra the orangutan started to clean her enclosure and wash her hands after observing her caretakers do the same thing”

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qrgirl-deactivated20220303

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

fanderburker

skluug

yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass

togglesbloggle

When I was a freshman in a red-state college, I had a professor who taught Newtonian physics with a super thick Russian accent. The student body was unusually conservative for a state college, so there was a sort of general bemusement about learning physics from a Russian, but even back then the Cold War was far enough in the past that not even the red tribe was inclined to stir up trouble about it.

He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though. Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would be “Mir” specifically. And he’d always use ‘cosmonaut’ instead of ‘astronaut’, that kind of thing.

One day about halfway through the semester, he’s doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little. So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium, “Hey professor, what’s the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?”

And this beautiful man spins around on one heel to face the class, whiteboard marker triumphantly over his head, clearly having been waiting for this moment the entire semester: “Cosmonaut go to space first! Ha!”

portaltworemade-deactivated2021

something small i wish we got more info on in portal 2 was how aperture sent people to space and then fucking lost them

portaltworemade-deactivated2021

cryptidious

Cr1tikal does not sound like a real person

He has three world records related to sex toys and a sword made out of a fleshlight

Hes freakishly good at chess and beat world champions at it

He looks like keanu reeves lived on a deserted island for a year and hes ripped as fuck

He gets invited onto projects and given shit like the sword by people just because hes cool and likes their shit

He watched a movie called Killer Bean, BY THE GUY WHO WORKED ON THE MATRIX AND DID THE FIGHT SCENE CHOREO, and got invited to be in the next movie in the series

Hes somehow extremely vulgar and entirely unproblematic

Every sentence he says is a trip and a half

He has a huge following but his fanbase is so quiet hes hardly talked about

saipng

‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

the-mahorela-deactivated2025061

InDEED?!

the-mahorela-deactivated2025061

B. Ro why would you j u st put that in t h e. T.Ags everyone needs to see this-

egregiousderp

I think it’s because most stories assume the hero is in the right and therefore whatever side they eventually come to with new information is the new “good” one.

Some exceptions can be found in antihero or unreliable narrator literature.

And often it’s hard to give recs for stuff like that without giving major story spoilers.

psyrapmafia

Literally Megamind.

stickie3s

Doki Doki Literature Club Stickers

JUST Monika stickers

thesnadger

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

thesnadger

Update:

kcgirl578

I cant find any shenanigans with the government agents so might as well just do it myself

candyredterezii

the road to el dorado goldposting facebook group is being invaded by the facebook group that keeps pretending to be ants and im gonna sob

candyredterezii

i-say-spooky-you-say-scary

what

bestofasbestos

B I T E

charredasperity

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

vedajuno

chiosavinces-deactivated2026032

bleedingheartsandscreamingminds

lifeiscruelwithoutsound

brunhiddensmusings

extra level- that last one isnt just the original context, its a real thing that actually happened poe had no freaking idea why jules verne was a fan of his, particularly because during his life poe had little popularity even in his home country and yes, poe did write a story all about two dudes on a hot air balloon. it was terrible for a variety of reasons but was mostly remarkable for that it was published in the paper as though it were a news story ala HG Welles

coolkarmact

You, an idiot: Plays Resident Evil 4 for its horror and action

Me, an intellectual:

honeynuttkrunch

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itskarmalone

Same energy but with different intentions.

thesmii7y-remade

when i say i screamed ..

atrius97

The game is called Death Trips, and it’s played completely straight until this exact moment.

anna-scribbles

your tag about stevens lack of legal documentation is brilliant and needs explored alas i'm light headed form doing voice things so i will just throw this into the world and see what happens

I like to think stan asks for legal documents just to weed out potential employees who are too compliant with the law

novantinuum

Okay, but can we talk about how much Stan would probably vibe with this teen?

Please imagine the moment Stan- as a scrappy boxer himself- learns about Steven’s underground wrestling career. Hell, imagine Stan watching him split a hunk of wood in half with nothing but the straight edge of his hand like he’s from a goddamn karate movie.

Steven casually reminisces about the earliest days of his childhood, just him and his dad in their van, jamming on tunes together and him being free to wander the boardwalk whenever he’d like. It gives ol’ Stan a bittersweet pang of yearning in his heart… yearning for the old days… the childhood he’d have wanted to have, where his Pa truly loved him and he got to spend entire afternoons out on the beach with Ford, searchin’ for “treasures” and fighting “monsters.”

They’ve both explored the entire country. I’m sure that gives them a lot of topics to talk about and find common ground with.

Due to both his and his brother’s shared experience, Stan recognizing signs of trauma in some of Steven’s reactions to situations, keeping track of what causes those reactions, and quietly and without word making adjustments as needed to ensure that the Shack remains a Steven-safe environment.

marsapartment

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

magnetoeisenhardt

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.