Egg? Egg.

Cory/Cosmo He/They I super duper like eggs, and I hope you do too or else why are you even here? Getting the fuck outta Twitter/Insta, returning to my roots. Didn't want to rebrand my OG tumblr so here we are.

[raw-eggyolk]

I recorded this many, MANY years ago and had a friend do the editing for me but I never got around to posting this anywhere. So behold, a five minute love letter to my favorite thing in the whole wide world: Eggs

[taiikodon]

[quezify]

fried egg alert

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[heavy-metal-mad-scientist]

[peachiestleaf]

eggtober day 16 🍞🍳🍅 shakshouka toast

[fivevotesdown]

eggs purgatory for @quezify 's eggtober 🍳🔥

[shrimpoe]

Another year another egg, for @quezify's Eggtober!

[quezify]

EGGTOBER 2025 FAVORITES

[cubicsoup]

Eggtober Day 27 - I ate the worlds roundest fried egg today

This is the egg

[quezify]

EGGTOBER DAY TWENTY-SIX

[raw-eggyolk]

Taking a break from egg related things, and also a reminder that this blog HATES A.I.

Get that shit away from me.

[desmondsprettyface]

The Egg of Avon. Bring him toast and he will protect your family.

[raw-eggyolk]

This is about to be so niche but hear me out.

Eggsona Homestuck Sprite.

[raw-eggyolk]

Reposting this one for eggtober as a reminder that I do art like this more often!!! Look, I even remembered to watermark this one guys

[raw-eggyolk]

In case you couldnt tell from my semi-realist egg painting, im not that kind of digital artist lmao

I made this as a sticker like...years ago, and only ever printed a handful of them but have thought about redesigning this to work as a tattoo