I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

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I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.
For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.
One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️
call that the Hollander Goodbye
thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏
Puppies and some quick fanart for The Long Game
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shane riding it crazy style in a backwards baseball hat is like level up of white crew socks as lingerie. i think it would give ilya a nosebleed
no bc shane bouncing and moaning on it in just the white crew socks and backwards baseball hat and maybe his smartwatch notifying him he's hit his cardio goal for the day would give me a nosebleed too
@mina-logan absolutely zero pressure BUT I can picture this drawn in your style so clearly it’s like a vision from god
Baby I’m taking NOTES because YES.
Anyway I did it.
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More shows need a dynamic bond between a rich guy's ex-wife and his too-young girlfriend.
MEGAN THEE STALLION and DANIEL RADCLIFFE The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins — S01E05
"the tuna meltdownTM would have ended with them being exclusive if Ilya had only been straightforward with Shane." WRONG. unironically the best way for Ilya to sneak Shane into being exclusive would be like "hey going no condoms would be hot, yes. 😄 but not safe. 🙁 but wHAT IF we both got tested and then didn't sleep with other people when we're apart??? good idea because then we can fuck raw?! safely!"
and then he waits and brings up the "actually I'm not sleeping with other people because i'm not interested in doing that" later, once Shane has acclimatized like a frog.
”Hollander. Hollanderrr. Holllaannderrr.” Rozanov drew out the name longer each time, demanding attentions. Shane finally snapped his eyes up to meet Rozanov’s.
“What.”
“Health testing for Boston was one two weeks ago.” Rozanov had his eyebrows raised like this was supposed to mean something. It did not.
“Okay?”
“I got my STI results.”
Shane stilled beneath Rozanov.
Rozanov felt it and rubbed a deft hand up Shane’s bare side. “I’m completely clean.”
Shane relaxed at that but his anxiety was quickly replaced with confusion. Why was Rozanov saying this? “Good for you.”
Rozanov lips curled up like they did when Shane did something boring. Shane frowned.
“Are you clean? Do you know?” Rozanov prompted.
Oh.
“Uh, yeah. I am.”
Shane can’t remember the last time he got tested but it didn’t matter. He knew how many sexual partners he’d had since (one) and (now) he knew that man’s status (completely clean).
“Why?” Shane ventured.
“I have been thinking, about…” Rozanov thumbed at the lube resting by Shane’s head. “Maybe only using this. Not…” he met Shane’s eyes and Shane folded like a house of cards. Whatever he was about to say, he was getting. “Maybe not using a condom this time.”
Oh fuck
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Shane couldn’t move for 4 minutes after he came. It was about 6 more before Rozanov gained enough strength to pull himself off of Shane’s chest.
“Hollander,” Rozanov’s voice was breathy and plan-less. Then, “I’m getting rid of all my condoms.”
Shane let out a huffed disproving laugh. It was all he had strength for.
Rozanov’s arm was swung around his own head, and his hand played mercilessly with his ear. “We could stop using them. But…”
Shane frowned. “What?”
“We would both have to stop hooking up with other people.”
Shane didn’t know what to say. He wasn’t hooking up with other people.
Rozanov soldiered on. “It would be worth it for me. Would it be worth it for you?” A pause. “Do you want to?”
Did Shane want Rozanov to stop hooking up with anyone else just so he could ride Shane bareback roughly six times a year? It was shameful how much the answer was yes.
“Yeah okay let’s do it.” Shane said, calm out of sheer force of will.
Rozanov didn’t reply, he just swung around to shove his tongue into Shane’s mouth with the force of a thousands suns and didn’t pull away until he’d soaked up every noise he could draw out of Shane.
I guess this means they were exclusive now. Now on Ao3
"Rozanov, you better get off. I'm—I can't stop."
I love this idea so much of Ilya, who is currently laying half across Shane's lap, going yessss back scratches! when Shane lifts his shirt but Shane has his focused frown face and asks "Do you get them checked regularly?" and Ilya is confused and tries to see what Shane means.
"Get what checked?"
"Your moles?"
And- not really. But he also knows that's not great, probably.
"Uh. I had them checked, yes."
He turns back to the hockey game on TV but can feel Shane's eyes boring into his skull.
"Ilya."
A dramatic sigh leaves him and he groans a little at the end of it.
"What?"
"When were they checked?"
A half hearted shrug "When I joined the team."
"That was four years ago!"
"Mhh." And well, Ilya doesn't lie to Shane. But if he just doesn't say anything he-
"Oh god. Which team? Ottawa?"
Mhh. Fuck.
"Uh," he tries for nonchalant, sniffs, shrugs. Plays it totally cool(...). "no. Boston."
"Ilya!"
"It's no big deal!"
"It is! You're meant to check every other year at least. And I feel like this one got bigger."
Ilya tries to turn again to see.
"Which?"
Shane taps his finger against a point at Ilya's back he has no chance of seeig anyway so he lays back down.
"I'm sure is fine."
There's an annoyed huff coming from above him.
"I'm making you a dermatologist appointment."
Another long suffering sigh. Even though he secretly loves when Shane gets like this. Making sure Ilya is okay, fighting for his well being even if it's with Ilya himself. Sometimes he's still reeling from the fact that someone cares enough to look out for him like that.
"Okey, okey."
a few days later
"Take your shirt off."
Ilya looks up from his bowl of cereal. The way Shane is standing there, face determined and red sharpie lifted in his hand makes him suspect this request isn't for sex reasons.
You still want? I still want.
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use