wild-eyed stares.

disclaimer: not my gif, but it is fantastic isn't it.| rawrded/grawrded

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[pallidprincess]

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

[pallidprincess]

[lierdumoa]

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

[lierdumoa]

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[forevermorganite]

I’m

[froginakettle]

The youth are lost

[arlospace]

An ineffable boop

[wizardarchetypes]

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

[pixelartpeach]

Are there any other particularly egregious examples?

[theglintoftherail]

This book already exists, sort of! Or at least, it’s a biology textbook but I bought it for writing purposes:

It starts with a chapter about freezing to death, and it is without a doubt the scariest thing I’ve read in years (and I read a lot of horror fiction).

[wandercuriosity-deactivated2024]

This book can be downloaded for free on Researchgate, posted there by the author himself:

The Biology of Human Survival: Life and Death in Extreme Environments

[neil-gaiman]

When you write a book like American Gods you make friends with your doctor and ask him lots of questions about surviving Wisconsin Winters, plunges into cold water and the like.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[nemkero]

rewatching atla after like 10 years and zuko is so insanely pitiful

[misterdoctorbitchcraft]

who suffered more: Jesus Christ (died on the cross) or me (I just want a lil kiss)

[yomiro]

[rawrded]

hello tumblr i’m back here just for today to boop

[zimriya]

obi-wan orders a new soft leather collar for his dog that says “property of obi-wan”. anakin opens the package and assumes it’s for him and tries it on. obi-wan comes home and sees anakin wearing the collar… they’re both unbelievably horny because of this 👀👀👀

send me a nsfw hc and I’ll write a five (ish) sentence fic

Anakin opens the box by accident. Sometimes he gets in his head after a long day spent watering the minds of today’s youth, or whatever, and he goes out of the classroom, onto the train, off of the train, home to their apartment, out to walk Han Solo, and then is back home again, suddenly, opening their mail. And Obi-Wan doesn’t usually get large packages, so he hadn’t even stopped to look at the label. Until he’d seen that it was a beautifully made leather collar, stamped Property of Obi-Wan Kenobi along the back. Then Anakin had checked the box and winced at Obi-Wan’s name on the addresss line.

Obi-Wan arrives home around the time Anakin has finished fastening the collar around his neck and is just standing there aimlessly in the kitchen with his entire body feeling like it’s on fire. He sets his keys down on the counter with a clack. “Did you walk Han already? You didn’t have to do that—he could have waited until I got home. Oh, and did his new collar come? I got an email it was delivered. Leia keeps chewing on the old one so I figured leather would be…” Obi-Wan breaks off.

He stares.

Anakin stares helplessly back, heart racing.

The collar—which Obi-Wan bought for their dog—hangs hot around Anakin’s neck.

“Bedroom,” Obi-Wan says gruffly. “Bedroom—fuck—Anakin, now.”

[moghedien]

Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

[frislander-deactivated20220305]

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

[boatiechat-blog]

Note that the concept of “virginity” in Ancient times merely meant “unmarried”, and had nothing to do with sexual activity. Some priestesses were “virgins” because they chose (or were committed to) a life of worship, but it was merely a question of social status, not of personal choice or practice. Of course, one can suppose that this lifestyle would be rather attractive for lesbians. So when Artemis is said to be the Goddess of Virgins, it is meant to be understood as “Goddess of Unmarried Women”, or, quite possibly literally, of lesbians.  (It’s only Christianity that reframed the concept of virginity to mean “never had sex”. Many ancient religions has “Virgin goddesses”, which symbolized feminine power, and in this case too it meant “untied to a man”, or “whole for herself”)

[birdblues]

Lazuli Bunting

[evermore-fashion]

Favourite Designs: Chotronette ‘Gold Fondant Armour’ Gown

[bollyswood]

QUINTA BRUNSON winner of Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series at the 74th Primetime Emmy Awards | September 12, 2022

[fly-to-rainbow-ray]

Fandom palettes: MeU

Act: f(x) Official color: Light Pearl Periwinkle

[idolsgeneration]