In Transit

Adventures of a twenty-something Canadian; who has nothing figured out. Except maybe her banana bread recipe.

[anxietyproblem]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

adulthood is carefully writing a two paragraph email that could actually just be reduced completely to “hey, what the fuck”

[zodiac-rave]

I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description

[dandridgegirl]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can take any letter from boats and you will have a word.

[imjustabagofbags]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

[dare-i-say-asexual]

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

[dare-i-say-asexual]

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

[tryclops]

reblog to summon a concerned lesbian in your hour of need

[brilliantlyhorrid]

I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but

[wizzard890]

carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince

[theshmaylor]

friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.

[poppetawoppet]

@lynne-monstr

[lynne-monstr]

This is the best thing in my life

[shitposting-puppet]

Great, now we gotta kinkshame the cephlapods

[ruffboi-mags]

1) the cephalopods have done nothing, these adverts were made by humans, do not blame these innocent creatures for the things that make you uncomfortable.

2) Jellies are not cephalopods they’re medusozoas

3) …ngl i really really love cephalopods i think they’re fascinating and octopodes especially are SUPER THRILLING to me because they’re so fucking smart, and I would feel, frankly, honored to be embraced by an octopus.

…It’s just occurred to me that I am possibly part of the target demographic for this ad campaign.

[jones-friend]

I’d love to see these ads redone with elder things/great old ones

[pfdiva]

I’MMA KINKSHAME AN ENTIRE AQUARIUM

[dykeselfcest]

this tweet is so powerful i’ve been thinking about it for days

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

had another plant problem so i asked my mom..

[neekz-art]

Plant not gay

[valtsv]

sure is a shame that i can’t control the elements to reflect my current emotional state. not that i need to be any more cool, sexy and powerful than i already am but nonetheless i think i deserve it

[mythicalcoolkid]

[mythicalcoolkid]

[frog2soft]

[vulphi]

[aquintillionhyperboles]

[goobra]

an edit of the new taylor swift music video except it’s just the gay and trans people having fun and heaven is a place on earth by belinda carlisle is playing

[eroticcannibal]

In all the years I’ve been going to pride, I have yet to see a public display of kink that is legitimately inappropriate for minors to witness, so I’m pretty sure “but the children at pride!!!” actually means “I hate the way you have sex and I want you to stop existing”

[eroticcannibal]

I have, however, seen 1 or 2 things that were arguably inappropriate but *not* kink related. So. Let’s ban the vanillas.

[eroticcannibal]

People dressed in leather? Kids don’t care. It’s just fucking leather. My kid has a fake leather coat. People with pup masks? Kids don’t care. THEY’RE A DOGGY. It’s cute. People with other weird kink clothing? KIDS DON’T CARE. Theres fucking drag queens. Everyone looks a bit wild. People walking around with lollypops shaped like giant erect penises though? That one kids will question.

[mysterymellie]

[shitpost-senpai]

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

[mysharona1987]

[benevolentvulture]

Visit Original Link

Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

[thenicestavenger]

[robeblr]

Oh BITCH this is a mood

[satomichi]

♥ ♥ ♥

[wayneradiotv]

me after watching this