Jones Chuckle Hut

26-year old he/them, bi, memes. The Serpent Who Devours The Horizon. Play Fire Emblem and SMT. Ask to tag if you need to, I apologize if I missed a trigger or content warning.

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You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

[lylahammar]

btw this is a downer but important: project 2025 plans to criminalize pornography, and defines all queer affirming content as such, so a lot of trans creators might have to delete a lot of videos in the future in order to protect themselves. Natalie Wynn (Contrapoints) posted on Patreon about how this is a threat to her career, and she might have to take down a lot of her channel. If you have any comfort content that's made by queer (especially trans) creators, now is a good time to download it for your personal use just in case.

[amotleycrew]

you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like "i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly" cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you've ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

oh

[calm-before-the]

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

[fodsley]

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

[calm-before-the]

this is so fuckign stressful

[whunt]

bro LMFAOOOO

[emmaubler]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[jingerpi]

popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you're informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things

[yurimartyr]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[iggykoopa666]

[iggykoopa666]

which of these fribbles looks more intelligent?

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[iggykoopa666]

which of these fribbles looks more happy?

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[iggykoopa666]

which of these fribbles looks more honest?

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[iggykoopa666]

which of these fribbles looks more attractive?

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[utopicwork]

Publishers are absolutely terrified "preserved video games would be used for recreational purposes," so the US copyright office has struck d

"This fails the needs of citizens in favor of a weak sauce argument from the industry, and it's really disappointing"

From 10/25/24

[plotholes-and-spellingerrors]

"Car manufacturers are terrified that maintained cars could be used for transportation purposes so the USDOT has made it illegal to fix a vehicle that you own"

[capnsoapy]

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

[the-drunk-game-master-deactivat]

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[grumpy-bat-central]

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[garbage-empress]

what if you flipped over a lawnmower and it had a mouth like a sea urchin

[kermitlesbian]

“google is free” actually now that you can’t turn off ai answers google is 5.6 billion gallons of water.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Not that google forcing its fuckshit AI isn't a bad thing, but the clear implication that Google's servers WEREN'T guzzling obscene amounts of water and energy before they started forcing AI on their searches is exactly what I mean when I say that anti-AI posting is unbearably vibes-based

[komsomolka]

Israel 'outright denied' 90 percent of aid deliveries to north Gaza in November: UN

The Israeli army is accused of allowing criminal gangs in Gaza to steal aid as Palestinians continue to starve

Israel “outright denied” 82 out of 91 attempts since 26 October to deliver aid to besieged areas in northern Gaza, said Georgios Petropoulos, head of the UN humanitarian office in Gaza. More attempts were unsuccessful because of “denials of specific locations or specific supplies,” he said in a statement reported by The Washington Post on 26 November.

The aid that has reached Gaza is being looted by criminal gangs, which are able to operate freely after Israel began killing members of the Gaza police attempting to secure aid deliveries earlier this year. “It is tactical, systematic, criminal looting,” Petropoulos told the BBC. [...] The BBC was told that “thefts often happen in clear sight of Israeli soldiers or surveillance drones but that the army fails to intervene. [...] Stolen goods are apparently being stored outside or in warehouses in areas under Israeli military control”.

please, support grassroots initiatives set up to ease gazan people's suffering under zionist genocide.