The More I Learn.

A man of twenty-five with the eyes of forty, a mind of thirty, and the laugh of eight.

[gabbythegawd]

This is who Thanos THOUGHT he was. She is the Original. This level of power, with no infinity gauntlet? Thanos could never.

[imoverallofit]

Bro… She deflected one chair, then caught the other..WITH ONE HAND ✋

[blvckgeezus]

I still want to know what led to this

[one-in-lemillion]

The one who can beat Thanos

[sistermaryfake]

all these years later and there’s still so much to unpack and so many questions left unanswered

[customrolex]

UM I JUST LOOKED THIS UP

THIS IS THE END OF A FASHION SHOW IN NORTH CAROLINA. OUR LADY CHAMPION DIDNT LIKE THE JUDGES DECISION SO SHE DECIDED TO THROW A CHAIR AND THINGS ESCLATED TO THIS AMAZING FILM.

WERE THE POLICE CALLED YOU ASK? WHY YES! YES THEY WERE!

NO CHARGES WERE FILED AND NOT EVEN A REPORT WAS MADE BECAUSE “NO ONE ON SCENE WAS WILLING TO COOPERATE WITH ANY INVESTIGATION”

No one would even make a statement! I’m losing my mind! Snitches get stitches! Don’t even tell the cops the time! Fuck em throw chairs!

[sollike]

FINALLY SOME CLOSURE. this video has kept me up at night for years

[perryfellow]

“Grandpa’s Couch” (a collaboration with Martin Rosner of Hot Paper Comics)

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[deadpresidents]

It’s also worth noting that nobody in their 90s will ever master Twitter better than John Dingell

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how am i supposed to tell time on this piece of shit lmao your clocks BUSTED IDIOT

[jbt7493]

still points at the numbers doesn’t it? idiot.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

those are letters :-/ this clock is all fucked up hope whoever made this clock got fired.

[artrelatedthigns]

I’d buy it for the artistic value. That’s clearly a reference to Salvador Dali’s “la persistance de la memoire” and THOSE ARE ROMAN NUMERALS YOU TULIP!!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you serious? those fucked up letters mean shit? time shit??

[ruinedchildhood]

[pure]

For the first time in its 127 year history, the APA has finally admitted misogyny is a serious issue in the psychological realm of individuals. They definitely didn’t know this when they deemed hysteria a valid diagnosis in the DSM until the 1980′s. They definitely didn’t know this when homosexuality was deemed a mental illness in the DSM until the 1970′s. After women have been lobotomized and died because of the APA, I guess we can congratulate them now! Baby steps!

[pure]

They don’t even admit that they’ve significantly contributed to the mess they’re now addressing. They really think they’re doing some kind of social good instead of taking responsibility for their crimes don’t they.

[ngutu-deactivated20190127]

not to flex but i never saw la la land

[iboh]

All of Lizzo’s iconic looks in JUICE!

[typhlonectes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

She has a point

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:

I see a cop

Some asshole is tailgating me

[firebirdeternal]

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of  A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.  B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and  C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

[slowdissolve]

I feel so valid now

[thechanelmuse]

[gaymerzone]

[deycallmetrey]

I’m so weak rn

[lolwtfmemes]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.

He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.

“Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“I don’t speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here,” said the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“Well, these shirts are on sale this week,” declared the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines,” repeated the man.

“I still don’t know what you’re trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack,” offered the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,” insisted the man.

“These sweaters are top quality,” the salesgirl probed.

“No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“Our undershirts are over here,” fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.

“No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines,” the man repeated.

As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, “Eso sí que es!”

“Why didn’t you just spell it in the first place?!” yelled the salesgirl.

[angel-withheart]

okay, this is funny

[feministism]

[stillhereunfortunately]

does the ‘science side of tumblr’ actually exist???

[justintimerblake]

science side of tumblr what do you think?

[thebrothersjonas]

protons

[lesbiantiana]

I’m glad you’re thinking positively